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Judy from The Traitors is at a conference at my work and I’m currently deciding whether to act professional or secure the selfie. Tough call.

I love a couple of them, but I don’t love her attitude

Young Sherlock is surprisingly good and the cast are all very hot, but they insist on staying fully dressed throughout. Extremely inconsiderate of them.

Exactly

I swear Chappell Roan gets more unbearable by the week. Acting like a legacy pop diva with about three songs people know.

Sheezus is so good!!!

Almost as iconic as this

Lily commented on my Instagram post

I’ve seen you in loads of lovely outfits

It’s only happens v rarely!!!

The lad in Pret gave me a free coffee because he liked my fit

It’s 10:30 and I’m already on my second outfit

‘Can you hurry taking selfies? I want to go to the bakery!’
Me

So lucky to be second row

We were second row. So lucky!!!

She was INCREDIBLE

Gaga / Lily

She was incredible

One of the best concerts I’ve ever seen

Gagged

What a show

The West End Girl

Lily singalonga is more fun than I expected

At Lily and some gays asked me to pose for a photo with their polka dot butt plug

Ready for Lily

Today, five seconds after I put the washer on, he said, “Oh, can you put my pyjamas in? I’ve got chocolate on them, and I just shouted, ‘ SPONGE THEM’.”

Dr Marten’s been drinking again

Me: finally an empty washing basket
My husband: we’ll see about that

Went shopping and met the UFO Queen

You, in another decade