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Crystal Frasier

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Narrative Designer on Universes Beyond for Magic: the Gathering. Writer, illustrator, and game designer. Writer of Cheer Up. Tamer of the Mathmos. Rep: @desir.ee at Looking Glass Lit Opinions are my own.

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Humble Comics Bundle: Indie Comics United: A Super Bundle of Awesome Stuff Celebrate the infinite possibilities of indie comics with this super bundle of the very best, including Stone Fruit, Grimm Tales of Terror, and Heavy Metal!

Some of my favorite small publishers are raising money to help support them as Diamond continues to screw everyone over.

Please give if you can (and get cool books in exchange)

www.humblebundle.com/books/indie-...

11.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When the elementary school is in a brown country, it's a "compound"

10.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cybersix | Deep in My Heart by Coral Egan | Official Opening Theme
Cybersix | Deep in My Heart by Coral Egan | Official Opening Theme YouTube video by Anime! on TMS Official Channel

youtu.be/3tEL9u_TPTY?...

09.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very!

09.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s important to learn something new every day!

I personally recommend Cyber6, but with your wit, I’m betting you’ll like Captain Simian more; it has amazing banter.

09.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only one, but you’ll have to guess

09.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, pull up a chair…

09.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t expect much from progressive men any more, but man was he a disappointment.

09.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the voters want it, isn’t it, by definition, β€œelectable”?

09.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

His insane proclamations and retreats come so fast nowadays, I honestly have no idea what news triggered this.

09.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This tweet from Alex Hirsch will always be evergreen.

Disney and Pixar are complete fucking cowards.

08.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 3426 πŸ” 1279 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 8

The most insidious thing about this β€œparents should have these conversations with their kids” is that MOST STRAIGHT PARENTS ARE NOT EDUCATED ABOUT GAY PEOPLE! Certainly not as much as the queer people involved in these films.

That’s why we have chemistry experts teach chemistry, for example.

08.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Kids have gay families.
Some kids are gay.
Gay is not a taboo subject that must be discussed in hushed voices behind closed doors, lest it scar a child’s soul.

Scrubbing gay content is shoving us back in the closet. It’s priming America to treat gay people the way we’re treating trans people.

08.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œProtect women and β€œprotect children” are the rallying cries of bigotry. We’ve watch in real time how the right’s campaign of protecting children from β€œforce transition” has expanded to stripping care and rights from adults, all orchestrated by pedophiles and rapists.

This is the cry of the bigot.

08.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Shit man, I’m glad you said something. My takeaway from your videos was that he’s incredibly talented if flawed. I guess I gotta go work on my media literacy…

07.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Display of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sets for Magic: The Gathering, Universes Beyond

Display of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sets for Magic: The Gathering, Universes Beyond

Happy release day to the Magic: The Gathering x Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set! I was honored to get the opportunity to contribute creative text for this set.
#MTGxTMNT #magicthegathering
🎲 πŸ• 🐒 πŸ’₯

06.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A sequence of shots from the TV series MASH. Three surgeons are operating in a mobile army surgical theater, and are masked in cotton masks, wearing cotton caps to cover hair, and aprons. Bright lights are visible in their backgrounds. The first, panel shows Frank Burns (an absolute jerk character but Larry Linville, his actor, was not) saying, β€œEverybody knows war is Hell”. The second panel shows BJ Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) saying (sarcastically) β€œ remember, you heard it here last.” The third and fourth panels show Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) saying, β€œWar isn’t Hell. War is war and Hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse.β€œ 
5th panel shows Father Mulcahey, the chaplain (William Christopher) saying, β€œHow do you figure that, Hawkeye?” 6th is back to Hawkeye, saying β€œ Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?” 7th is Fr Mulcahey saying β€œ Sinners, I believe.” 

The last three panels are all Hawkeye, saying,  β€œ Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. But war is chock full of them. Little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for a few of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.”

A sequence of shots from the TV series MASH. Three surgeons are operating in a mobile army surgical theater, and are masked in cotton masks, wearing cotton caps to cover hair, and aprons. Bright lights are visible in their backgrounds. The first, panel shows Frank Burns (an absolute jerk character but Larry Linville, his actor, was not) saying, β€œEverybody knows war is Hell”. The second panel shows BJ Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) saying (sarcastically) β€œ remember, you heard it here last.” The third and fourth panels show Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) saying, β€œWar isn’t Hell. War is war and Hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse.β€œ 5th panel shows Father Mulcahey, the chaplain (William Christopher) saying, β€œHow do you figure that, Hawkeye?” 6th is back to Hawkeye, saying β€œ Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?” 7th is Fr Mulcahey saying β€œ Sinners, I believe.” The last three panels are all Hawkeye, saying, β€œ Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. But war is chock full of them. Little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for a few of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.”

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Agree that I hate this is still relevant.

06.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 11
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The flesh will submit to the will

06.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 14908 πŸ” 5071 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 67

Florida

06.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Eventually Hulk Hogan bursts in on you while you’re changing with his media guy. The season is June through January.

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(This is from back when I lived in Florida, naturally)

06.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

There are photos of me topless with Hulk Hogan.

06.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
Washington defends gender-affirming care against unconstitutional attacks.

Washington defends gender-affirming care against unconstitutional attacks.

Gender-affirming care remains legal and protected in the state of Washington.

Last year, our team secured a preliminary injunction blocking two executive orders that threaten to end federal funding to medical institutions providing gender-affirming care.

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Oh, well then!

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awoogah?

06.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you push your AMAB friends to play40k, does that count as ForceFem?

05.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The art doesn’t represent any specific game cabinet, so there’s no specific number of buttons it needed. We just wanted to make sure it felt complex enough to fit Mikey’s personality.

05.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of two cartoonish cherubs playing a flute and a harp. Text reads β€œif you ain’t got no haters you ain’t poppin’”

A drawing of two cartoonish cherubs playing a flute and a harp. Text reads β€œif you ain’t got no haters you ain’t poppin’”

sorry but it’s true

26.02.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 905 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5