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Can we stop trying to make Harry Styles a thing please?

The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

Are people aware that it is actually possible for us to elect leaders who don’t shit the bed every goddamn day?

When DOGE Unleashed ChatGPT on the Humanities

Utterly disgraceful. The lifeblood of the humanities gutted by a bunch of 20-year-old incels too lazy to do the fucking reading. It’s just disgusting. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/a...

I challenge you to find a cringier human being than Pete Hegseth. It’s just so painful to watch.

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

Which, honestly, given that these are students who are alive in 2026 and witnessing the shenanigans of this particular SCOTUS, is kind of an endearing question.

This week in US Legal History, we're talking about Slaughterhouse, Civil Rights Cases, Plessy. I asked students to submit discussion questions ahead of time and they basically are all asking some version of "how the fuck did they get away with this shit?"

We wanted to understand Trump's end game in Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated Jake Paul fans at a Jack-in-the-Box in Fresno.

Literally every time I read the timeline.

Do people actually teach Footnote 4?

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

The sinister/corruption Venn diagram is a circle.

Is it just me or does it also make you crazy when the media just describes Jared Kushner’s presence in all these negotiations as, like, totally normal and not, you know, utterly sinister?

What the fuck is even happening.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Yeah, what I’ve seen of your baking is amazing!

Plus, I need an alternative career when academia collapses!

Meanwhile, in Colorado…

Normal person: How are you?

Me: <wraps self in giant IKEA monkey>

MY GOD THIS IS SO CRINGE

Added in a little buckwheat flour, barley malt syrup, and anise seeds. Ruthie like 👍

a woman in a blue shirt is cooking in a kitchen and says stay outta my way i 'm creating . ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is cooking in a kitchen and says stay outta my way i 'm creating .

It’s been a week. I need to bake.

What can I do to help Punch? My need to help him is all consuming.

But it explains why my joke bombed.

On my Thomas Paine slide in class today, I wrote: "When you come at the King, you best not miss" and NOBODY GOT THE REFERENCE.

You had me at “learn what it meant to laugh at Nazis.”

If there is one thing Congress will make sure of, it's that any and all twerking must be narrowly spread.

Look what you made the tell-your-dog-I-said-hi guy do. Shame on you.