The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo

I am still technically present on it but I haven’t been on it in years and my life is better without it.

Maggie with her hair all big like Johnny bravo

Johnny bravo

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

Bored of tradwives, what about radwives*

(Wives that are cool)

My mum once shouted at him to watch his language while she was on a pay phone in Dublin to her mum 😆

Anyway the best Irish song is little armalite

There’s only one word for that: magic bladder

China: “Per your request, we’re going to send our navy to take control of the Strait of Hormuz.”

America:

I would love that so much.

Very much so

Oh my

Davey pushing Maggie on the swings while I ponce around in the background

Maggie and me, looking over a fence at each other

One of the most irritating things anybody ever said to me was “if we’re wrong you can have a big laugh with the rest of us in a couple of weeks” and like motherfucker if you’re wrong I’m going to have a big laugh -at- you, you will not be invited to laugh.

Davey, a wee lad in shorts, at the top of one of those cobweb style steel rope climbing frames against a backdrop of blue sky and bare trees

I (a dirty rascal) have taken a picture of Davey (the king of the castle)

A tshirt that says “I didn’t serve this country for twats to tell me that I should be politically correct”

I might buy this tshirt and then go around calling everyone a fascist.

Two red buttons are shown, one reading "the greens don't talk about the environment any more" and one saying "the greens are a bunch of hippy environmentalists". A centrist cunt is struggling to decide which button to press.

Fucking Greens, I wish they would go back to talking about the symptoms, I’m sick of hearing about the causes.

The British Supermarine Stranraer flying boat, which first flew in 1934, was fitted with a toilet that was open to the air. When the lid was lifted in flight, airflow produced a whistling noise that led to the aircraft being nicknamed the “Whistling Shithouse”

Well that’s brightened my day /and/ given me a new favourite insult.

The snake from that weird libertarian kink flag on a “you wouldn’t download a car” meme that says “you wouldn’t tread on me”

Simon Bodger with his friend and mashed potato aficionado Badger

🎵 Everybody knows/
Hound loves/
MASHED BADGER 🎶

Do you ever get the feeling that the world’s leaders behave the way they do to try and push us all into revolution? It feels like we’re getting to the ridiculously overt stage.

It’s good but it’ll never beat the king

BBC News. The number one most watched story is “cctv captures moment police officer knocked unconscious by headbutt”

Yes well it would be wouldn’t it

The worst Irish song remains The City of Chicago by Christy Moore.

HEY THERE I JUST FLEW IN FROM SALT II IN VIENNA AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TREATY

Ambulances and fire engines should have crane arms and cowcatchers for blasting blockages out of the way. Police cars should only be allowed three wheels.

Wearing my asshole jeans -with- my sacred heart belt

I’m COLD.