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Professor, arachnologist, worker, guy, basic cable gameshow champion He/him

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emailed u a digest

07.06.2024 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

JEFF- I got MRSA`and almost died. Not a good st0ry, but one you should know

03.06.2024 05:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned today, that the word "topiary" from the Latin "Topo opera" (shortened) which means "worked landscape" (opera = work, topo = place, like "topological"). Because apparently the Romans carved their shrubberies into animals and whatnot.

22.04.2024 19:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hilarious. "I thought I could just spout pseudo-religious nonsense and stay back-bench, but somehow I became Speaker and now I have to fund basic government functions; my base are idiots and are against this."

21.04.2024 06:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The kind desk-guy at my Mom's care facility said "I like your shirt" today. I am a big ol' kinda fat guy. When you're big and bad, you go loud+plaid. Dude cheered me right up, tho.

21.04.2024 06:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would never!

17.04.2024 09:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can also make 'em with Bisquick, butter, and an s-load of cheese.

17.04.2024 08:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody else get hammered on their taxes by the reduction in child tax credits? Yowch.

14.04.2024 17:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have terrible rhythm, I can't be a percussionist at all, but gosh the drummers get the the fun toys, huh?

12.04.2024 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stagg VS-L Vibra Slap Large | Demo Sounds
Stagg VS-L Vibra Slap Large | Demo Sounds Stagg VS-L Vibra Slap Largehttps://bit.ly/3szgMZFSeguiteci anche su:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/essemusicst...Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ess...

Popular songs you've probably heard the vibra-slap in:
Short Skirt / Long Jacket. CAKE. 03:24.
Feelin' Alright. Joe Cocker. 04:10.
Crazy Train. Ozzy Osbourne. 04:56.
Godspell soundtrack "Light of the world" (beat 5, measure 6- my slap!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QY7...

12.04.2024 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, gotta make that clarinet reed vibrate consistently, w/o squeaking, it's a different mouth position than flute. A vibra-slap is a percussion instrument that makes a distinct rattly sound. Claiming to play vibra-slap is like saying "I play triangle" it really only does one note.

12.04.2024 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Played clarinet in band, 5th-8th grade. 1st chair, 8th grade.
Guitar, self-taught, since 7th grade. Vibra-slap and guitar in amateur Godspell productions, 1989, 2018.

12.04.2024 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Both silly and dark. Great one.

11.04.2024 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Routine, happy things: the day when I send out invites for Biology Honor Society to deserving students, and hear back about how excited they are to be honored.

11.04.2024 15:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

girls/women wrestle now... awesome!

10.04.2024 14:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

medical procedures*
*if you can afford them (good insurance)
e.g.- Stents instead of heart bypass
Hip replacements as outpatient
nerve blocks for orthopedic surgery

10.04.2024 14:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once taught at a high school named after the guy who invented the linotype machine. This gives me a lot of clout, I think.

07.04.2024 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he can only shoot one at a time. If a gang of thieves visit his home though... :-/

07.04.2024 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I'm talking about! I have research software in my lab that only runs on a 32 bit processor. Know how hard it is to find a functional 32 bit processor? Not easy.

07.04.2024 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My post quality on social media peaked around 2015, and has been decilining ever since. Is this true for others?

07.04.2024 14:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was really the soundtrack of 1995 for me.

06.04.2024 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can imagine a whole series of scenes like this, call 'em "Bad Artistic Choices Theatre"

06.04.2024 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, by then, Bon Jovi's was already in hock, and Adams hadn't had his since '69... so it was really Jimmy's to work with.

06.04.2024 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl jam or Soundgarden orAlice in Chains

06.04.2024 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think he could afford a LOT of porch-swings by the time he wrote Six-String Music

06.04.2024 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And if Jimmy Buffett hadn't had front porch swing, what then?

06.04.2024 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ever think about why nobody ever calls a guitar a "six-string" except in song lyrics?

06.04.2024 14:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no beef with Beef.

02.04.2024 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure he scared me outta considering any sort of military career.

29.03.2024 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's gonna be right up there with "subway bag searches" for big popularity boosters for Mr. Mayor.

29.03.2024 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0