vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇

@teggert.bsky.social ich darf nicht in meine dms :( ist sie brav?

oh, back in the uk, lost access to my dms again i forgot about that 🫠🫠

YOU'VE HAD YOUR MORNING BREAKDOWN. NOW TIME FOR MORNING COFFEE. #JOEANDTHEJUICE

not the targeted ad on the sidewalk 💀

for real 😭😭

thank you ❤️

the airport really is the best place to have a panic attack 🫠

when you take the cover off your mattress there should be a popup message telling you that you might not be able to put it back on again

i especially love when i have to do three loads of laundry in the morning bc i woke up in a fucking blood bath even though i sleep on THREE towels

screenshot of pokemon go map showing spawns of the original starter pokemon, bulbasaur, charmander, squirtle, and pikachu

choose wisely!

STOP EATING MY INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION

#brandnewsentence

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .

being on your period is SO. MUCH. FUN.

Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

i did, i walked so far i got blisters 😭

i went to 5 supermarkets didn't find it 🥲

knowing how much justification goes into convincing the unicode consortium to add a specific emoji - share the fucking papers i need to know why

🙂

i have so many different versions of the ocarina of time soundtrack on my phone but they're all different and they're all important to my mental health!!!!

also not to be ableist but if you're so wide that it's impossible for anyone to pass you on the escalator, please take the lift

my least favourite kind of animal is a german who is afraid of missing their stop on public transport

IN OUR GERIBATRIC WARD 🥹🥹🥹

oooh, my other GOTY! my 2025 was basically all blue prince and silksong. i wish i could wipe my memory and play blue prince again, i’ve never experienced story telling like that before, absolutely incredible

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon facing to the right with wide eyes

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on a bench

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon looking towards the sky

Thinking about low res pikachu.

the thousandth connections and you’re just making it the easiest / most boring one of all of them? ok nyt 😒😒😒

blue prince has ruined me and plunged me into gaming depression, i can’t find a single game i want to play

calorie tracker showing 696 kcal over goal

at this point i might as well have an entire bag of crisps for the hell of it

my god the swiss really know how to turn plants into something that tastes EXACTLY like chicken i’m almost grossed out

the way my cat always runs between my legs but plays the victim when i step on her paw

2026 is teaching me that my adult brain is still as susceptible to ed content as my teenage brain was but these days i’m such a glutton i just cannot stop eating

i'm so pissed about how normalised it is for people who like things arranged neatly to call themselves OCD, that's not OCD what the FUCK

want … pokopia …. must … stay strong 🥲

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