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@onequietcorner

Writer, lovable oddball, bricoleur, alleged klugscheißer. Yinzer expat, visitor to Crooked Path. Relic of the 20th century. Trying to keep my head above water...

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Well, if there was EVER a case of truth in advertising or an ad really saying the subliminal part out loud......

11.03.2026 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mr. French, too!

(er, I mean Sebastian Cabot)

11.03.2026 12:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My parents managed on one paycheck, but that was the 1970s and 80s.

Deindustrialization and Reaganomics (among many other things) slowly eroded those possibilities for generations that followed.

09.03.2026 22:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a bit of a mindfuck to realize that next summer, it will be 50 years since Elvis died.

09.03.2026 20:30 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If the logistics of reallocating lost hours is too much, Your Grace, I will happily accept pie as a substitute.

08.03.2026 17:41 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unfortunately, for a whole array of authors selling their books on Kindle & who had titles being released today.....it appears that Kindle is down & has been for some time.

05.03.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yep. Seems to be impacting a lot of Kindle titles.

05.03.2026 19:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, this shakes a whole lot of dormant brain cells awake for me!

I remember that name - and remember when 96 was the big top 40 station (before B94 came along).

04.03.2026 16:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Clicked that preorder button SO fast.......

04.03.2026 02:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh good. I thought it was just me. *relieved*

02.03.2026 13:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm imagining a hand reaching into the roiling flood waters and triumphantly grasping the ladle handle, as one would grab the handle of a sword.

(Sorry, I haven't had my morning coffee yet.)

01.03.2026 13:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excellent!

01.03.2026 12:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really should watch this and the McCullough documentary too - both sides of my family have deep roots there.

Thanks for the recommendation!

01.03.2026 04:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Which makes no sense, since pushing people away from bank accounts will only increase money laundering activities.

26.02.2026 19:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha! *throws cold cut on ceiling*

Same. Well, except I'm probably more 75 Ally and 25 AMH.

26.02.2026 16:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes!

22.02.2026 05:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ramen.

Not the $25 a bowl stuff in the restaurant, but the $.25 packages one makes at home.

The flavoring packet is basically a salt bath, and I lived on those packets for waaaaay too long in my post-college years, but there's still a lovely comfort food vibe for me.

22.02.2026 05:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You have excellent taste!

21.02.2026 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, Mark Umbers.

*swoon*

21.02.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Horrifying story - but well done. Especially that kicker.

19.02.2026 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LMAO

19.02.2026 01:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She's looked at all the documents and realized.....you just haven't earned it yet, baby.

(I know. I'll show myself out.)

18.02.2026 15:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy PACZKI day to all who celebrate.....my friends in Chicago, Pittsburgh, and all points between and beyond.

I actually can't eat these any more (more than a bite and my GI system would riot) but please, have one for me.

17.02.2026 22:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hilarious.

(But also, ugh, reminded how horrific that book is about gay people and gay sex....)

17.02.2026 17:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Agree absolutely. When I lived in WI they let teenagers drink in restaurants with parents present once they were 14 or over (I think it was 14).

I'd regularly see news reports about someone getting their 12th, or 15th, or 18th DUI.

Not even remotely close.

17.02.2026 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prior to the album rock era, many artists were known as much for their interpretations of the compositions of others as they were for writing their own music.

There is as much joy, in my humble opinion, in a beautiful interpretation of a song as there is in a wildly unique and original composition.

16.02.2026 01:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get so frustrated w/surveys.....mostly because the replies to any feedback you give is so evasive - no one wants to acknowledge or address any problem.

Online reviews are the same. I gave a local business helpful feedback & they replied "We've never heard this before, it must be you." Um...okay?

14.02.2026 20:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All the straight guys and girls call each other "dude," and a lot of gay men call each other "girl."

It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world. I approve wholeheartedly.....

14.02.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I always thought "have a blessed day" was sort of a take on the Southern "bless your heart."

Which I understood to be the words someone says when they can't say f*ck off directly to your face.....

14.02.2026 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think returning to college in my forties helped me adapt to a lot of new terminology.

Though "sick" as a synonym for "great" or "amazing" still throws me.

14.02.2026 20:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0