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I do crochet stuff and sometimes math stuff. (she/her)

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Henry Ford: "You can buy it in any color you want, as long as that color is black."

Me: "You can use any cipher suite you want, as long as it's the cipher suite I specced in the protocol."

10.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am proud to throw my support behind the Democratic frontrunner for 2028, Sage From Bluesky

09.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We also lack the knowledge of what the issues are, and the tooling to FIX the issues.

"The Fiat-Shamir transcript isn't something that you just dump data into. It's not a byte string. It's a series of values!"

09.03.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bad dragon outbidding cult of the lamb for the Jim Carrey birthing rhino was not on my 2026 bingo card, but boy am I glad it happened.

07.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 1328 πŸ” 499 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 19

Yeah, you can go fuck yourself with a frozen sausage, buddy.

Gavin Newsom is an empty suit who would sell out his grandmother for a fucking Klondike Bar, and motherfuckers think he's the goddamn messiah.

Even without the transphobia, he's a dirtbag, and if you can't see that, YOU'RE the problem.

08.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Wrong video for the event.

Wrong video for the event.

Trump isn't wearing his baseball hat in the Fox News Cinematic Universe version of the dignified transfer. www.foxnews.com/video/639055...

08.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 500 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 24

Guillotines are too good for these bastards.

07.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point I am flat-out assuming that anybody on here boosting Gavin Newsom is some variety of shill.

07.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

As ever, there’s no β€œgenius” worth putting up with this shit. Literally, nobody, NOBODY is worth this.

07.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that's because it ISN'T sustainable.

I don't think the United States, as currently constituted, will survive him.

That isn't a call for revolution, either: I just don't think there's any way for the USA to survive this. The Constitution was never intended to withstand this level of fuckery.

06.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Assuming that we’re not DELIBERATELY bombing girls’ schools, has anyone articulated about how being not-PC has actually served us strategically or tactically? Like anything articulable or measurable? Or is it just β€œblow shit up, but with a douchey expression”?

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 1441 πŸ” 225 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 5

He doesn't give a shit about the corruption but he sure cares that Noem's first priority was plastering her face on everything instead of his

05.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The moment I knew she wasn't long for her role was the moment I learned Trump was irritated about the ad campaign focusing more on Noem than him.

First rule of Trumpworld is, you never do anything that makes you out to be anything more than a minor supporting character

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 361 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6
Bird-Legged Ho
Bird-Legged Ho YouTube video by Chelsea Gods - Topic

From our lips to Chelsea Gods' ears.

youtu.be/34q4ymt28dc

05.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't let the door hit you, you dog-murdering dimbulb torture grift queen

05.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I lived near Gettysburg for a good portion of my childhood.

FUCK rural Pennsylvania. Like, with my whole chest, I will say that I'd rather stick toothpicks under my toenails and kick the fucking wall than ever live there again.

05.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re not from the south, they just relate to losers

05.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Back in his first term, somebody tweeted, "Who fires a dog?"

And, like...

05.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember in Trump's first term, when he fired everybody "like a dog"?

That wording might be a bit too on the nose here, yeah?

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then they respond with like "it's always the faggot artists who complain, your jobs will be liquidated soon tho hawhawhaw". And yeah, we hate that. We hate people who do that.

It's not using a technology to create boilerplate code language, it's that shit. But AI is emblematic of that attitude.

05.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Using estrogel as lube while I dilate, is this a thing?

05.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cis people never show the slightest love to effeminate men or butch women, except when someone wants to transition, and then suddenly they just love them.

03.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 966 πŸ” 169 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 17

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

03.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 4986 πŸ” 1038 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 37
Doctors fear young at risk from β€˜black-market trans hormones’ Medics call for an urgent investigation into trans community groups offering support on accessing supplies for self-medication

Well, yes, trans people are getting drugs; yes, from entirely unregulated sources; yes, without counselling; yes, without blood tests; yes, they are self-administering; yes, without clinical oversight; yes, risking long term harm; yes, it is highly suboptimal.

What did you think would happen?

02.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 1957 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 63

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

02.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 4491 πŸ” 593 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 27
Headline: "Trump says operation in Iran could last up to 4 weeks"

Headline: "Trump says operation in Iran could last up to 4 weeks"

This shit will go on longer than Afghanistan. Got it.

02.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that certainly recontextualizes all the looks they give him after he force-chokes one of them.

02.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Richard Hanania tweet: Has any theory in international relations been more discredited than blowback?

It turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine.

Richard Hanania tweet: Has any theory in international relations been more discredited than blowback? It turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine.

I swear these people don't have object permanence

02.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 4240 πŸ” 427 πŸ’¬ 204 πŸ“Œ 162

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

01.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 4584 πŸ” 738 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 41
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Their Monarchy Is Acting More Republican Than Our Republic Britain sacrifices their spoiled lecherous prince to save the institution. America sacrifices the institution to save our spoiled lecherous prince.

Britain sacrifices their spoiled, lecherous prince to save the institution.
America sacrifices the institution to save our spoiled, lecherous prince. . johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/their-mona...

01.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 768 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3