𝐙𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐚𝐥 !

[The crowd aww'ed!
Was there even a crowd?
And finally...

With precision, Zidane flipped through the fire!! And landed on the ice, about to slip-!]

Wah-!

[Wobble... wobble... Then a knowing grin. AND ANOTHER BACKFLIP! THE WOBBLE WAS JUST FOR SHOW!]

[Backflip, backflip, triple backflip! Backflip with a handstand - backflip with a tail spin! So many daring, backflips!

... Until he got to his final one. The deadliest. The most death-defying stunt of all!

A backflip off stage, onto a sheet of ice, through a ring of fire!]

[Ouch! Soooo harsh.]

1... 2... 3-!

[Backflip! Awwww!]

Aw, are you worried about me?~ 🎶

Alas, I *am* a trained professional, remember?

Gather round, one and all!

And uh, I take tips too.~ 🎶

[Squatting...]

Snow, snoww. 🎶

Everyone, the show is cancelled today, but don't you worry-

I, the spectacular Zidane, shall perform twenty-five backflips in a row!

Ready?

I know I am!

Reaching into your pocket.

Again.

// may be back sooner for some replies, feeling a bit better after some food and relax time

// alright so I ended up being more tired from work than I thought I was gonna be, be back tomorrow

// this made me snicker

thank you for that 🤣🤣🤣

kas

my lunch break is about to be over...

goodbye.
. forever....

BACKFLIP.

"Oh, sure we can! C'mon!"

Grabbing her hand.

Wow... She's GORGEOUS. Don't forget to mop up the spaghetti with your jaw!

"Why thank you." 🎶

He's not even acknowledging the demons in suits. Way more important things going on right now!

"So-" he said, leaning against the wall with a suave hand.

"How'd you like my moves?"

His tail flicked.

A little green guy once said in a play I watched...

"Do or do not, there is no try!"

[GRABBY HANDS]

GIMME -

I'm gonna snag it!

🎶

Ooh yeah!

Feel the rhythm!

She's ... She's too powerful!

All his spaghetti...

I'll stop poking it if you let me swing it first!

W-Wait!

... Wow, that's pretty nifty!

[Poking the blade.]

What's the mileage on this baby?

GIVE ME ILLEGAL BREAKDANCING, OR GIVE ME DEATH

Hm...

[Continues breakdancing-]

Now is it really breaking in if you left the door unlocked?

😏

a man in a mask walking down a sidewalk ALT: a man in a mask walking down a sidewalk

// *staring at both of you with my semi-active cloud*

... But you totally laughed!

Totally!

GYAT