I love my bilingual child. I love that he replaces random words in a sentence with french words. But I need to work on accepting his current obsession with seals.
03.06.2025 06:43
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I love my bilingual child. I love that he replaces random words in a sentence with french words. But I need to work on accepting his current obsession with seals.
T-shirt with "YOUNG, DUMB & FULL OF CUM CLAVIS"
Sistine Chapel out there like
Joke's on you, Janove, jeg vil danse ompa til jeg dør
I am of course joking. I know we all agree that spring is mid, as far as seasons go.
Mid season sale
Well I'm glad we don't always have to aim for excellence, but couldn't we, given the current economy, actually get a great season sale?
Could I be...
Jeg tror Oja oja ohahahaene dekker over det faktum at dyrene i Afrika ikke egentlig har en dritt å gjøre.
Are men ok?
Men til gjengjeld kanskje de lærer seg bergensk.
Me, whispering to my sleeping child: You are so perfect.
My child, apparently not sleeping: Yes. Yes, I am.
Just so you know: I actively don't buy products that use Ø ornamentally.
fox news youtube manager..., welcome to the resistance..
A six panel comic. In panel 1, a yellow warbler says "Hey, so I'm going to go out on a limb here". For the next four panels, it hops down along a branch. In the last panel, at the end of the branch, it sings a little song. I'm sorry.
Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
Man kan si det var brutalt
I love finishing a rant with "but who am I to judge", like I haven't literally been polishing my gavel throughout the entire conversation.
Vy: lokaltoget er innstilt fordi det er et tog i sporet.
Meg: hvor ellers skulle det vært?!
Reasons my son is crying:
The drawing of a flute in his magazine didn't play music when he blew at it.
Omg I keep forgetting 😆😆
It was an absolute honour to be part of this editing team.
Omg my name is on one of these books. I keep forgetting I did that.
Forslag til bøying:
"Goth › bethre › bethst"
Ganske sikker, faktisk. Men kan hende det er Mandelaeffekt.
Er jo damenes nasjonalsag
Just an unfriendly reminder that it is still January.
Same. And my life is so much better for it. We've even stayed away from the fascist dogs.
When you say riled up, do you mean conspiracy theory about, in support of, or a (perhaps unnecessary) loud voiced concern for said right wing oligarchs? Genuinely wondering.
Jeg er overrasket over at Bu fikk nei
-Roger, nu är det fan dags för dig att hjälpa ur lite. Jag har varit preggis i nio jävla månader kanske du skulle va med lite.
-vafan
-Du får hitta på nåt namn åt barnet.
-öh ja okej men det är rätt svårt det här
-hur svårt kan det va att hitta på ett litet namn åt en liten bebis
-sa du Bebis 🤔