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white waters crash violently against the rocky shore that outlines the well kept grass of the putting green. a single yellow flag maintains a solitary vigil against the endless blue ocean // Pebble Beach Golf Links for Sega Genesis, photography on CRT TV

white waters crash violently against the rocky shore that outlines the well kept grass of the putting green. a single yellow flag maintains a solitary vigil against the endless blue ocean // Pebble Beach Golf Links for Sega Genesis, photography on CRT TV

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09.03.2026 21:07 👍 108 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 0
Gouache painting of a white cat with black tipped ears that has a large big mac in its mouth on a green background. Sparkles surround the cat

Gouache painting of a white cat with black tipped ears that has a large big mac in its mouth on a green background. Sparkles surround the cat

Burger 🍔

#art

19.09.2025 15:20 👍 5296 🔁 1616 💬 44 📌 42
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🩵 #ミクの日2026

09.03.2026 17:28 👍 2377 🔁 696 💬 10 📌 1
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One thing I appreciate about old internet humor is how blunt it was. Look at this image. Adding ANYTHING ruins the joke. It's perfect. Why? Because some guy on a message board went "I really want to dunk on this game, what's the least work I can do to get my point across." Pure Distilled Comedy.

09.03.2026 16:45 👍 1595 🔁 539 💬 13 📌 6
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HAPPY WOMAN I MEAN MIKU DAY

09.03.2026 21:42 👍 408 🔁 122 💬 1 📌 0
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🚗Mazda RX-7 💿Auto Modellista
🎮PlayStation 2 🗓️2002

09.03.2026 11:51 👍 52 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 1
A playful poster graphic featuring flat illustrations of national postal services around the world that use bird logos. From March 2022

A playful poster graphic featuring flat illustrations of national postal services around the world that use bird logos. From March 2022

Postal services around the world that use birds as logos. One of my favorite poster graphics I've made! 🐦✉️

08.03.2026 19:47 👍 2396 🔁 910 💬 14 📌 7
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celestia_commetarium[01]

08.03.2026 15:23 👍 257 🔁 53 💬 1 📌 0
>2018
>wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya
>excited to play some halo 2k19
>Xbox on™
>"XBOX ON"
>...
>"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos ™ Dew™ it right!"
>"Doritos ™ Dew™ it right"
>ERROR! Please drink a verification can"
>reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest
>only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
>still feeling sick from the 14
>force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"
>Xbox does nothing
>attempt to smile
>*"Connecting to verification server"
>...
>"Verification complete!"
>finally
>boot up halo 2k19
>finding multiplayer match...
>"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"
>my mother just walked in the room
>*"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"
>"NO!"
>"Console entering lock state!"
>"to unlock drink verification can"
>last can
>WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card 
>drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
>pour the last half out the window
>"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
>the mountain dew ad plays
>i have to dance for it
>feeling so sick
>makes me sing along
>dancing and singing
>"mountain dew is for me and you"
>throw up on my self
>throw up on my tv and entertainment system 
>router shorts
>"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"
>"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"

>2018 >wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya >excited to play some halo 2k19 >Xbox on™ >"XBOX ON" >... >"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos ™ Dew™ it right!" >"Doritos ™ Dew™ it right" >ERROR! Please drink a verification can" >reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest >only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night >still feeling sick from the 14 >force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot" >Xbox does nothing >attempt to smile >*"Connecting to verification server" >... >"Verification complete!" >finally >boot up halo 2k19 >finding multiplayer match... >"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!" >my mother just walked in the room >*"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?" >"NO!" >"Console entering lock state!" >"to unlock drink verification can" >last can >WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card >drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick >pour the last half out the window >"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE" >the mountain dew ad plays >i have to dance for it >feeling so sick >makes me sing along >dancing and singing >"mountain dew is for me and you" >throw up on my self >throw up on my tv and entertainment system >router shorts >"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF" >"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"

Prophetic greentext from 2013

05.11.2025 19:01 👍 95 🔁 34 💬 1 📌 2
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Today is international womens day

But what does it mean to be "into national women"?

08.03.2026 08:07 👍 2943 🔁 871 💬 12 📌 7
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[Collision.]

KERNEL PANIC
Please reboot your computer.

exitcode=0x00000000

06.03.2026 18:22 👍 46 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 30304 🔁 7518 💬 224 📌 238

I'm not worried about gas prices because for the past year ive been sucking the gas out of my neighbor's car. No hose, no pump, just straight mouth to Corolla action.
They're well aware of this but lack the courage to stop me.
Every morning it sounds like that grapefruit technique video

07.03.2026 06:09 👍 50 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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06.03.2026 07:51 👍 1049 🔁 263 💬 9 📌 9

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

06.03.2026 08:28 👍 3391 🔁 1138 💬 37 📌 16

With #bandcampfriday being a thing today, you can also help me out by buying a couple of my songs on Bandcamp

melonadem.bandcamp.com

06.03.2026 10:00 👍 12 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
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HaruMKT interdimensional transgression seeking to make bleep bloops that fire neurons in the wrinkled mass inside your skull

hey, it's bandcamp friday! today only I, and all other creators on the platform, receive all proceeds from the stuff you buy.

I'm certainly in need of some extra support due to financial woes, so I'd appreciate it if you bought something. <3

hmkt.bandcamp.com
#BandcampFriday

06.03.2026 14:12 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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˙˚°✰ Meteors
BLISS 3.6.26
#art #y2k

05.03.2026 23:37 👍 73 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 0
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I don't have a favorite starter btw. not one im obsessed with or anything.

05.03.2026 02:32 👍 3206 🔁 859 💬 41 📌 2
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yay

04.03.2026 16:07 👍 4974 🔁 1389 💬 14 📌 4

pokemon except you're trying your best

04.03.2026 19:41 👍 1181 🔁 400 💬 19 📌 14
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Winter 2026 ˖⁠♡♡♡⁠˖

04.02.2026 16:41 👍 206 🔁 68 💬 0 📌 0
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microdots

02.03.2026 20:34 👍 58 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
screenshot of the first sentence of a Brand Eating Dot Com article: "Dutch Bros aims to evoke childhood nostalgia with the launch of a trio of new childhood-inspired beverages."

screenshot of the first sentence of a Brand Eating Dot Com article: "Dutch Bros aims to evoke childhood nostalgia with the launch of a trio of new childhood-inspired beverages."

american culture is terminally sick

02.03.2026 21:26 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 3
I Drew Gecqua from the new Pokémon game: Winds and Waves

I Drew Gecqua from the new Pokémon game: Winds and Waves

Erm... what do you have there Gecqua?
#PokemonWindsWaves

01.03.2026 08:39 👍 3075 🔁 638 💬 12 📌 3

Like.

02.03.2026 04:04 👍 4704 🔁 958 💬 27 📌 4
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UNOWN COOL S

25.11.2024 03:18 👍 9003 🔁 3617 💬 58 📌 24

mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son

27.02.2026 21:59 👍 1036 🔁 175 💬 12 📌 2