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Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."

Bifocalay Thompson (excellent transition defender)

u ever have those “hold the cones“ from Trader Joe’s

P good

BREAKING: Washington Post reports the Strategic Helium Reserve has been emptied. "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉʳⁿᵉᵈ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ" says Lt. Paloma Soredick, Trump's pick to supervise the reserve. "ᵂᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵘⁿᵗᶦˡ ʷᵉ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ʷʰᵒ'ˢ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉˡᶦᵘᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦᵐ ᵗᵒ ʲᵘˢᵗᶦᶜᵉ"

But enough about USA baseball!

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open.

Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

86 degrees here on the coast this week.
Cool cool

a fucking legend

wasting time replying to posts that went up 9 hours ago

bomboclaat? No sir I’ll have the combo braat

Pondering whether this is br\a\t or braht lunch

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

I love baseball!!!!

nothing could possib-lye go wrong

It’s still good! It’s still good!

Also that 12% all bots

trump and hegseth now maybe figuring out what FAFO means

what was that whole follow Friday on a birthday thing in like 2016

More like borel

posting under @sheldenharpersfairey

according to the starbucks app my latte will be ready at 630am, which will be perfect for me to take a big sip and see how my 401k is doing

Born too late for world wars
Born too early for the water wars
Born at the right time fur yet another oil war

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

lady cut in line in front of me for bread at the farmers market because “she had to hurry to get to the flowers stand before all the flowers were snatched up for international women’s day”

looks like ”proudly wear SF giants hat to LA-based farmers market” szn is back baby

Peripherally related - I now immediately do a brake check when I grab one of those Veo bikes after nearly careening into the back of a minivan at 18 MPH

cant wait to be driven crazy in 3 weeks

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believe it or not he was method acting!!