FatRaccoon 🦝🎈

Toronto: Doug Ford's new "special economic zone" where no rules apply.

Oligarch Media will not print the news.

David Bowie is wildlife too.

"We're not a taxi company, we're a tech company" and other convenient lies.

The slave collars were too obvious.

Climate Change: A major Canadian export. 🛢️

Kind of like Kraft singles.

Toronto, Doug Ford's new "special economic zone". 🤮

The slave collars were too obvious, so he went with the shoes.

People who don't know history, probably don't know the present either. 🦝🎈

Toronto was Canada's "second city", after Montreal, until threats of Quebec separation in the 70s. People and capital packed up en-masse and left for Ontario.

These Albertan separatists have no clue what they're playing with.

Is pardon-shielding future crimes a crime? One would think so.

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🇨🇦 Had major surgery and a week-long hospital stay. How much was the bill? I have no clue.

Maybe the ICE budget and Iran distractions are the real problem here.

The logic here: 10 goto 10.

Full-on William Gibson.

Wait until the fuel price shock. We'll see the chaos for real.

It's a mirror, not a brain.

Politicians with an IQ of 80 shouldn't be selling "common sense" as a solution.

Here comes the enshittification parade.

Starting to feel like we need that original Macintosh commercial with this logo on the theater screen.

🇨🇦 ⚜️ Bilingualism is a pretty good filter against arrogant meatheads.

Canadian military personnel identified on white supremacist dating site | CBC Accessibility Members of the Canadian Armed Forces are among the profiles leaked from a white-only dating website that promoted white supremacist ideology, a CBC News visual investigation found.

We need to stop these assholes from breeding. 🤮

"The concern about having individuals with these sorts of beliefs in the military is that they are getting access to training, weapons, secure intelligence, that is not meant to be shared with others..."

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Dept of Interior: Quick, let's dump all that record snow melt down the drain! There are fires in LA.

The new Alcove Gods have dropped, starring ☁️ Gas Meter and ⚡Breaker Panel.

Finally! Something to shrink vehicles back to human scale.

👿 The Satan Skin is leaking through again. No makeup can stop that skit.

2022: Say "blockchain" if you expect any investment
2026: Say "a client-less AI capital circle jerk model" if you expect any investment.

Ford defends health-care record as hospitals say financial 'crisis' is coming | CBC News Premier Doug Ford is defending his government’s health-care record ahead of his eighth budget, even as the province’s hospitals say they face a billion-dollar structural funding deficit.

Doug Ford, translated: "I sent *half* of the actual money they need, but since it sounds like a big number already, I'll cite that big ass number and make them sound unreasonable. Then I'll blame them for failing to keep to their own budgets."

#onpoli #dougfordsucks

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...and men still think an F-150 is a great urban passenger car. 🤷‍♀️