. . . Whippets

That’s a solid pineapple game

two al pastor tacos w slices of pineapple on top

in an effort to revive my flatlined mood I stopped at the taco truck on my way home, the guy was surprised and happy to see me bc it's been a while & hooked me up w a surprise bonus taco 🥺

Straights are for closers.

Getting “Lemon Party” stenciled on the side of my fighter jet and waiting for my promotion.

Holy shit - this would be very, very bad:
"The databases, called “Numident” and the “Master Death File,” include records for more than 500 million living and dead Americans, including Social Security numbers, places and dates of birth, citizenship, race and ethnicity, and parents’ names."

Hey CENTCOM you’ve been planning for this for decades, you wanna dust off that OPLAN for Hormuz now buddy?

CENTCOM:

Even better if I could spell it correctly

its cool how we’ve spent decades anticipating this exact scenario where a cornered iran would mine or otherwise deny access to the strait and the US gov is just like “woah, no idea they’d play this card in response to [operation: no iranian government official left alive]”

That reminds me that I need to go get a pack of smokes.

All In the Family YouTube video by Korn - Topic

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QCrb...

HORMUZE HALITOSIS woulda rang with all the Elder Millennial captains.

But noooo …

HORMUZ HUSSLE

HORMUZE HIGHWAY

HORMUZE HALITOSIS

You had alliteration right there and you went with Operation “Named by Elon Musk”.

George

Text: Also, y'all missed English lunch during which [student] corrected Kerry for saying octopuses instead of octopi, and it was like Kerry had been training her whole life for a student to make that mistake. Total lay-up, and my favorite part of the day. Merriam-Webster Merriam-Webster O @MerriamWebster Happy World Octopus Day! octopi = from the belief that words of Latin origin should have Latin endings octopuses = an English ending to match its adoption as an English words octopodes = from the belief that bc 'octopus' is originally Greek, it should have a Greek ending

me: so octopuses…

student: do you mean octopi?

other professor: oh no you didn’t

student: I TAKE IT BACK

me: so, in English, we borrow not only WORDS, but MORPHOLOGIES, and since octopus is a Greek word borrowed into Latin borrowed into English…

AS I WAS SAYING, they have no freaking idea how to respond to him. This is why they’re so terrified of him.

Lemon Party: Table for Three

“i’m rubber and you’re glue” 😤

now thinking of how Watchmen kept devoting pages to random New Yorkers for eleven issues so that when Ozymandias's plan kicks off, the cliffhanger ending is that he's slaughtering people we 'know'

There is pain.

And then there is heel kicking the forks on a forklift pain.

Have You Heard About Whole Foods Jail? Secret security closets. Lifetime bans. I decided to investigate the rumors circulating among New York’s recreational probiotics thieves.

This is a story in which elite people are gobsmacked by a process that has been used against the poor for decades (in-house punishment).
www.curbed.com/article/whol...

i am glad to hear that bluesky is listening to me and i look forward to my seat on the board

13 is middle school

this is a really good piece

also, the fundamental issue with the Eva shipping wars is that Shinji sucks

he's been dealt a terrible hand, his dad is an abusive piece of shit, he has reasons for sucking

but he sucks! he's not good for any of them! especially Asuka!

I, personally, have seen people take my shithole universe and make it worse through underappreciation of what they had, not better, and I am unhappy about it.

“You should kill yourself, NOW”

LMAO???

"On Blueskeet"