Batogato

Mikey Varas is a goddamn sorcerer

I owe Conor Lamb an apology

Richmond *and* Liberty lost? Well that’s not a terrible day.

Batting average? We talking about batting average? Not OPS, not BABIP. Batting average.

And has better and stronger margaritas

Pretty sure I’m on a plane where the flight crew accidentally deployed a slide while we were preparing to leave the gate. So now deplaning. This is suboptimal.

I mean I’m sure I’m on a plane. For now. But I think that’s why I’m getting off it.

Kinda excited to see how Hal and Andi play together.

Government by Really Rottens for Really Rottens

George is looking around wondering why the President* cares so much

I’m sure noted smart person Will Cain set him straight

Government by Ramsay Bolton

Where’s my “oh, fuck off” emoji?

Bodo are +10000 to win the whole thing. You’re welcome.

Bodo are really fun to watch. Have a great understanding of how they want to play. Defend in depth, break with purpose, counter-press aggressively, get 8 forward in possession, recover well. Not a fluke in the least.

First Italy beat England in rugby, now they’re taking a run at the U.S. in baseball? They’re realllly pissed about all the Columbus erasure, huh?

If you take out each team’s top scorer, the Wizards would be ahead 91-67.

Do they understand there’s an election soon?

Come on, Hofstra. Don’t let W&M’s (metaphorical) death be in vain.

As if I needed another reason to like him

What a fucking embarrassment. For us.

Two booms on Monday

The fuck is an anti-seminite?

Fuck yeah. Been dying for a Dem to say this. There’s no question whatsoever about where Jesus would stand if confronted with the realities of modern America.

I mean, the hairy creature is obviously bear-coded

One of my grandmothers was a bank VP, probably made more money than my engineer grandfather. The other ran my grandfather’s dental practice.

This fucking guy will not like the way history remembers him

karl rove and the appropriation of organized religion as a political cudgel

for the first time, i'm quite pleased that my loyalist ancestors fled boston for nova scotia during the revolutionary war. even more happy that my mom's geneology hobby means i can document it.

queens goes to the ncaa tournament in the school's fourth year as a division one program. lord, why have you forsaken me and mine?

sports are stupid