Obviously not THE Home Plate Lady

Okay #BlueJays fans. It’s Game 1 of the ALCS. You’ve all see me enjoying ice cream and popcorn over the years

What is YOUR go-to snack? Chips? Candy? Is it a cold beverage? Walk me through it.

“You’re live on Sportsnet.”

#bluejays

Knock knock. Canada calling.

#bluejays

a man in armor is standing in front of a group of people and says death . ALT: a man in armor is standing in front of a group of people and says death .

Today the #bluejays play for the Division banner. They play for their brothers in arms that have gone 162 games. They play for the fans coast to coast.

Most importantly, they play to avoid potential 1pm start times in the middle of the work week in the Wild Card round!

If the #bluejays don’t get going soon, we will have to change this shirt to read “Sept 30 to October 2” Baseball

Based on the umpires’ performance tonight, I for one welcome our new robotic overlords. #bluejays #mlb

I am doing a GoFundMe for the visiting team clubhouse attendants in Kansas City #bluejays

Not all heroes wear capes. Scarves suit me just fine.

Thanks to all the fans who spoke up and let their opinion be known. The game will be shown on Canadian 🇨🇦 television.

So set your TV rabbit ears to the usual channel on Friday for the #Bluejays

Please REPOST if you know, like me, a senior citizen that’s a @bluejays fan who will be unable to watch the potential division-clinching game on Friday because it’s only available on Apple TV.

(there’s no Apple TV button on my clicker!)

#bluejays

In 2021, a time traveller left then-Tampa Bay Ray Kevin Kiermaier a note that predicted Trey Yesavage would pitch against them in September 2025. In a playoff race. Kevin knew he could only find answers by getting INSIDE the #BlueJays organization. This… is his story.

That, my friends, is the smell of Old Bay and defeat. #bluejays #orioles

I missed the Einstein time travel game, apparently. #weirdscience #BlueJays

Live view from Ross Atkins’ house as #bluejays Twitter peers in the window at midnight looking for trades

#TradeDeadline

I put the OG in Rogers Centre.

#bluejays

two women wearing sunglasses are drinking orange juice from large cups . ALT: two women wearing sunglasses are drinking orange juice from large cups .

With an #MLBAllStarGame tiebreaker home run derby about to start, we could have had Judge vs Ohtani but here is live footage of them on a chartered jet already 500 miles from Atlanta.

The ladies from the seniors centre and I sacrificing the Aaron Boone voodoo doll before the #yankees came to town

#bluejays

Want.

Tonight, a beloved Toronto senior citizen returns to #bluejays baseball.

No, it’s not me. It’s Max Scherzer.

Though we have both had a similar attendance record this year.

Sitting in my seat tonight is Gary from Newmarket. He loves lime Tostitos and collects vests. Gary took his nephews to see the Minecraft movie and did not understand ANY of it. #bluejays #whosinmyseattonight

Now available at the Jays Shop and Consumers Distributing

#bluejays

In #bluejays news:

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Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the scarves of war!

Happy #OpeningDay

#bluejays

Not my house but I know my way around.

(well, I did….)

#bluejays

I suppose this isn’t the time to complain we only get Canadian commercials during the Super Bowl, is it?

We are, but with better grammar.

The #bluejays playing poor Myles Straw is like me wearing that ugly scarf my grandkids got me.

#bluejays fans eager for Soto to sign in order to save money on personalized pay-by-the-letter jerseys at the Jays Store are deeply disappointed tonight.

For the aviation enthusiasts and #bluejays fans out there, you can relax. Robert Herjavec has loaned me the jet so I can attend the Scarf Expo in Kuala Lumpur next week.

Scott Boras looks at Juan Soto like he’s a cat waiting for an old lady to die so he can eat her.

And no, I don’t have a cat.

#juansoto