We're eloping, neither one of us want our families there or really wanna tell them because they're opinionated as hell, but I wanna on the down low tell my Dad. I haven't even and don't want to tell my grandmother and I usually tell her everything but I know she won't keep quiet but Dad will
Oof I needed this today
I think I might be the only one in the last few generations on my material side marrying a man because I love him, not because I'm knocked up...
I still need to go back and clean rice out of a hallway because someone just dumped a whole fucking bag of it like a jack ass.... The universe knows I have shit to do later so let's make it as overwhelming as possible wooooo! I need a nap already 🫠
Omfg I'm working through my lunch with shit to do all day so I can leave early because FUCK the DMV. Waste of $40 yesterday 🫠 and people Won't. Stop. Calling. Me!
Internet tech is brain dead, coworker wants me to call local wildlife rehab for her, boss has me cleaning 4 temp furnished apartments
Yay what I've been telling myself to keep for just crying at work was right ~ he'd been awake for a whopping 90s and forgot why TF our version of the DMV had to happen because who thinks happy things about there? I cried a bit, got squished, he hasn't stopped apologizing
I'm telling myself he had just woken up and was confused but fuuuuck🫠
I tell him we've gotta go to the DMV for a proper marriage license today because it's the only day they're open past 4:30.... And he was concerned that it's game night with the boys... Okay 🫠
Guts exploding outta nowhere but go off queen 😂
The temptation to curl up in the empty apartment I'm cleaning is HIGH! 😴😴
Found a dentist that doesn't feel like an outrageously disappointed parent? I've either won some cosmic lottery or I'm actually managing to heal some of the spicy memories? Dunno which and I'm too scared to look closer
Early end to work yesterday due to storm, late start today because it's not cleared~ off tomorrow for appointments~
Did so many chores yesterday that I usually kick to the weekend, grocery trip tonight so I have nothing~ all weekend~
New tub of vasaline this time cocoa smell~ the other one was for my lips and ew but to stuff up my nose so it would stop bleeding so often. I smell so good I could bite myself lol
TF is the point of specifying a 9am blood draw when it had me up at 5am?
Me- yeah this 45 minutes tops task took someone 3h
Boss: well our work shouldn't take 2 weeks but it seems to....
..... Well it fucking wouldn't if I could actually get in to DO my work now would it!?
Lego is my go to 😅 I actually got Lego flowers this year, the whole wildflower set but usually if there's a set I know they've been wanting that's what I grab
Days later, still pooping... How constipated was I? 💀
Winter dry cracked flesh? Don't know that bitch no more, happily no contact~ listen when hot bitches tell you shit obviously
Omg how do you look so young?
Man idk maybe because I listen to people that age amazingly (this is my pale ass talking about darker skinned baddies) when they tell you simple shit? Like fuuuuck fam why you paying for fancy ass moisturizer when tubs of vasaline exist?
Senna tea cleared the block (and should be long out of my system now) unfortunately my guts are just fucked ugh, I might need Pepto now...
I get the trad. medicine one; smooth move and I find it more gentle than a typical l@x less bent in half with cramps 😂
Tea hot round 2? And it's uhhhh... 🖤 But not like coffee grounds so not digested 🩸 which is great but idk what made that happen oh boy...
The senna tea did its job, I no longer feel like a balloon one breath away from popping bless
With how sick I've been off and on the last month and barely able to eat my poor guts 😭 this semi-constipation is exactly why I try to stick to a higher limit like it's slower sure but I don't feel so horrible
I'd like to request being hit by a truck please 🚛
I fucking hate this whole quitting pot for medical tests bullshit. Pain so bad it wakes me up because I feel like every nerve ending in my back is being electrocuted 🫠
Kijiji selling tickets for an upcoming concert at half price 👌
Omg I was fine and hella productive all morning and as soon as I get back after lunch I'm folded in half on the 🚽 with wicked cramps whhhhy
Ugh, no snow day/late start for me 😭
It is also roughly that time of my cycle where I'm just all up in the big sad feels so that doesn't help 😭😭😭😭😭 maybe I'll go cry in the shower later
