A delicious log of cranberry sauce on a plate.
It's not really Thanksgiving until that cranberry sauce SCHLUUUPPPPSSSS out of the can and squelches onto the plate where I can squish it into slices with a butter knife so each guest can mush it between their teeth. 😍
I wanted a new Tron movie for so many years. About the only thing you could've done to completely nullify my interest was casting Jared Leto. I can't even bring myself to give it a chance.
What day is it?
Happy Taylor Swift release day to all who celebrate!
via @tomscocca.bsky.social, a few weeks back:
Moving from Google products to Microsoft products is like being sucked into a cursed fax machine and stranded two decades ago.
everyday a new horror. being forced to defend jimmy kimmel. humiliating.
this would have been a really great time to not comply in advance. if the white house wants to crack down on free speech, make them crack down on it. don’t cave to hypothetical threats. the fbi should have had to storm disney hq and drag kimmel out along with the abc execs.
Which film reminds you most of your childhood? 🎥
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Last night at 2:17, every child but one from Teacher Harriett’s class woke up, got out of bed, went downstairs, opened the front door, walked into the dark… and they never came back.
I was finally starting to get into Marvel Rivals, but Black Panther makes this game unplayable.
This was an almost daily read for my first daughter.
When will we finally let the Smurfs die?
David Corenswet watches Star Wars in Machete Order. This may make him my favorite Superman actor.
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I think about this all the time. In the last twenty years we've drowned in "What if Superman was evil?" stories, while real Lex Luthors hosted SNL and ruined the world.
"The masks frequently worn by agents make ICE seem like the type of secret police that operates in authoritarian regimes. But they are apparently meant to keep the police secret."
"The problem with AI isn't that it can do your job. It can't. The problem with AI is that your MBA-brained boss's boss doesn't know how your job works and thinks AI can do your job at fractions of a penny on the dollar, and hears the siren song of 'maximize shareholder value'."
MBA-brain is real.
Everwild is the most devastating game cancellation I've experienced in a while. I was so excited for that game.
I need to feel something at work today, so I'm in a Teams chat with a coworker pretending I don't know who The Cure is and telling him Olivia Rodrigo is going to put them on the map.
I tried just quitting Twitter and not replacing it with anything. But I can't. I have a problem. I need somewhere to scream into the void.
So, hi.
thinkin about mothman
Watching these MCU movies for the first time. Really excited to see Ed Norton continue his incredible performance as the Hulk for the next 15 years of these movies.
These CeraVe commercials are Michael Cera's greatest role since Arrested Development.
I'd prefer an Arcanine.
Bluesky invites are now worth a little less than Kohl's cash but a little more than NFTs
A screenshot of an article from Popular Mechanics titled, "A Stunning Experiment Reveals That Time Might Actually Be Reversible—in Glass."
And what is glass, really? Sand.
Prince of Persia reality confirmed.
Wow. Ahsoka is the first Disney+ show to leave me wanting many more episodes immediately.
Lofi Girl studying in a skeleton costume.
Lofi Girl looking like she's on her way to bully Daniel LaRusso after she finishes studying.
I didn't see this response coming, but I'm glad it did.
