Dustin Debris

To help language evolve, big tech has automated the generation of malapropisms. I think that's grate

Golly, I wonder where all the people displaced by war will go.

Probably not Europe, obviously.

You talked to one source who told you that Mojtaba Khamenei was the most dangerous man in the world. Why did he say that? This was a guy who had actually studied with Mojtaba Khamenei when they were students together. And his memory of studying with Mojtaba was that the guy was laser-focused on the end of the world, apocalyptic questions. And he thought that Iran had kind of a mission from God to bring about the end of the world.

A group of religious zealots in the US government see the bombing of Iran as part of their God’s plan to bring about the apocalypse, and their actions have resulted in Iran appointing a new leader who sees his historical mission as bringing about the end of the world. So it’s all going to plan.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

Maybe we're not freaking out enough about dimwits hawking killing machines

Highways of Agony (Short 1969) - Plot - IMDb Highways of Agony (Short 1969) - Plot summary, synopsis, and more...

"Specializing in educational films targeted at teenagers and schoolchildren, Wayman's Highway Safety Films were known for their voyeuristic scenes of automotive carnage in full color along with ghoulish, almost vindictive narration..."

www.imdb.com/title/tt0332...

The addition of turbines could generate electricity!

The common thread LOL

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Maybe if they just quit reporting about people for a while

youtu.be/1457tfPCU-Q?...

And then, let the tribunals begin

Impeach early and often

Mark is right.
Impeach Him!
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If you want a pack of thugs, though

Thanks for the block recommendation

"It's a give and take" is forthcoming, I'm sure

I wonder where all the displaced war refugees will go. /s

Oregon senator calls for probe into ICE, CBP funding Senator Jeff Merkley (D-OR) is calling for an independent investigation into how federal immigration agencies are spending funds.

Trump’s lawless federal agents are terrorizing our communities. I’m working to hold them accountable using every tool in the toolbox.

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Not to mention just how horrifically stupid it is to torch numerous tankers full of oil just because idiots rule

Thank you

NBC Nightly News says he's going to "tap into" the strategic oil reserve. No mention of how he didn't fill them before his war, but maybe what I've read is wrong.

Trans rights are human rights.

Gotta say that this is some extremely creepy language. And the argument basically is... that if the prevent people from treating gender dysphoria (adults, in this case), that they'll just... stop having it? That's not at all how any of this works.

The "Iron Dome" is close to being almost invincible, and that's New World "awesome"

Indeed

That seems apparent lol

🥁🥁🥁 Newly out from us today in Science Advances: “Biased AI Writing Assistants Shift Users’ Attitudes on Societal Issues”.

Large Language Models are providing users with autocomplete writing suggestions on many platforms. Could these suggestions shift users’ own attitudes? (spoiler: YES) (1/7)