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Michael Lloyd-Jones Twit lacking appeal, male crossword setter (3) Daily Telegraph and The Independent

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I set today's Daily Telegraph prize crossword:
www.telegraph.co.uk/puzzles/

VAT troubles for movie (9,4)
Beatles song, or one from The Tourists? (3,7)

My 100th Telegraph cryptic.

14.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt and white pants is standing next to a wall . ALT: a man in a white shirt and white pants is standing next to a wall .
14.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dream is of a world without toilets by the time I'm 80. πŸ™ πŸ™Œ

13.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Clive James   Postcard From London
Clive James Postcard From London YouTube video by Dave Foley

Thanks for that link.
Clive James spoke to him on Oxford Street in 'Postcard From London'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E5-...
(About 31m in if the time stamp doesn't work.)

13.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

So they left deedless – but met him later?

#CrapPuns

12.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jerry Sadowitz was a big fan.

#Sarcasm

12.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Morecambe and Wise - Eric mugs for the camera
Morecambe and Wise - Eric mugs for the camera YouTube video by Athrun Talan

It's so good though. Captain Scarlet's face giving off Tom Cruise vibes. Too late for a film?

Also Scarlet's voice was Francis Matthews, an excuse to post him in one of my favourite Morecambe & Wise visual gags!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FYZ...

12.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the arms are the hyphen.

12.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too-Rye-A-I

12.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't do topical humour.

11.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't written my book yet, but the blurb endorsements are done.

β€œHugely readable, a regular dinner party guest of mine.”

β€œThe prose is masterly, I’m godmother to his niece.”

β€œDelightful from start to finish, which is also what he wrote about my last book.”

(I added the bits others leave out.)

11.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Canada lynx kitten

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Better that Phillips wasn't hired as a presenter in the first place? Probably. Maybe Ed Balls too as he and Mandelson have been allies, though not close. (I don't really know, and obviously defer to you in media matters.)

11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I kind of agree, but I think it's marginally possible he's been told he shouldn't.

11.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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And this isn't helping:

11.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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You could be right but the eyes seem too different to me.
(And to think people say I'm on BlueSky just to avoid doing any work.)

11.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very odd. Assuming it's the Yorkshire comedian who later appeared with Tracey Ullman and Lenny Henry in Three of a Kind, that doesn't appear to be him in the first photo. Maybe an overseas record company cock-up? (Pretty sure that's him though in the second pic.)

11.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He did a long monologue on his Sky show about his friendship with Mandelson and wrote a Times column around the same time. I think he called him greedy and deceitful but (pulling a punch) possibly naive.
I see your point but would a director or editor want him to mention it every time?

11.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Larch Vehement!

11.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just remembered the 'Kenya Dig It' – the kiss where you've got the Theme From Shaft playing in your head and become ridiculously over-confident.

11.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot recommend the Turkey Gobble. πŸ˜”

11.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Grey wolves howling

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To be fair, Wardle said upfront that similar word games were around when he did a Wordle prototype about 10 years ago (not sure if he knew about the original Lingo in the 1980s), and that it was influenced by the game Mastermind, and also Hangman(?). And he didn't put the game online to make money.

10.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a greenhouse.

10.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Enjoy a relaxing cup of coffee in our greenhouse."

10.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sat down on the sofa so gently his Rockford Files might need looking at.

09.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss out on so many replies hidden in long threads on Bluesky. Probably something I can change in the settings to avoid that.

09.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

John Henderson points that out here bsky.app/profile/enig...
I once thought the Tel was first, but then changed my mind when I later (mis)read Bert Danher's obituary in The Independent. See replies to above.

09.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

... this thread unnecessarily?

09.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can people let me know if I'm going into too much detail and extending ...

09.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0