Echinoderms are so weird because they are the closest relatives of chordates yet they look like they should’ve gone extinct during the Permian at the latest. Wtf do you mean these are our cousins?
I absolutely loathe the United States and look forward for the day I can drop my citizenship but the one thing I’ll give this shithole is that ice water should be the global standard.
Omfg, Trump said the Iran invasion was a “special military operation” and not an actual war, we are so fucked 😭😭😭😭
The joke is that I love New England even if I’ve never lived there. Southwest and northeast solidarity
I more mean I’m showing support against RFK but I now realize I probably sound like I’m supporting him. I’m sorry it’s early in the morning and I’m stupid
Fuck yeah New England! (Born and raised in Southern California)
I can’t believe that the meteor is going to hit tilted towers on April 18th
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My mom gave away all my Pokémon cards without asking years ago so now I’m looking at how much the ones I remember I had are selling for online and dying inside.
Humans really managed to take over the planet by doing this shit in the ice age
I just wish we could do more. Even if basically everyone hates Israel now, what does it matter if Mossad has incriminating info on every single powerful person to make sure they stay in line?
How exactly do you contend with the fact that life is going to get perpetually worse and each passing day is the best you’ll ever experience for the rest of your life without becoming an alcoholic?
With all the shit Israel is pulling, I feel like I’m going to have to spend the rest of my life telling people to not be antisemitic and that Zionism is not synonymous with Judaism.
I don’t know if this is my stupidest idea or my most genius one but I want to see a trans woman who just started HRT post her bare chest every day on instagram and see how long it takes before it’s taken down for nudity.
Now that I think about it, we are insanely lucky that fire is actually visible because imagine if it wasn’t.
Do you ever read more into geopolitics and think “holy shit the rest of the world does not hate the U.S. even remotely as much as they should.”
Seaweed is good shit tho
Incredible shirt
How are the steamed hams up in Albany?
I’m absolutely siding with NYC over the rest of the state lmfao
Gary is one of those that have ascended to being hated on the national level alongside Bakersfield lmfao
Random question for the Americans: do all of you have an equivalent of Bakersfield in your state? Like is there one city that everyone in the state agrees to constantly rip on?
Have you ever gotten clickbaited by a song that’s used in a lot of social media videos and then search up the full song only to find out the rest of it is ass?
Idk if this entirely counts but apparently there are Minecraft videos that were made by fucking Jeffery Epstein
The best part is that they joined a bunch of EU things but at double the cost since they aren’t an EU member
Shoutout to all the old people who voted for Brexit and then proceeded to fucking die while leaving everyone else to face the consequences of the economic fuckery
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
“Man, if only there was a device that was able to detect radiation levels in the environment.”
The humble Geiger counter:
