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So very tired.

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I can only ever hear Bob Mortimer singing this.

10.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Charlton at home tomorrow night for us.

10.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoyed that:

10.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very happy with that. I’m going tomorrow night.

10.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s quite the insult.

10.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If Igor Tudor is a firefighter, I’d hate to see an arsonist.

10.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This will go down in the annals.

10.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s unbelievably stupid management. What’s that achieved? You’ve killed a career, and you haven’t even had the faith to stick with your own bad decision. He doesn’t care, he’ll walk off with his money. Players don’t particularly care. The fans seem to be the only ones that give even the slightest.

10.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a complete sign of someone in a top job that doesn’t have a fucking clue how to do it. And all the board and the owners. The club (not the fans) deserve every single bit of humiliation and embarrassment that comes their way. Joke of a place.

10.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s all on Igor Tudor that. All of it. Absolute joke of a manager.

10.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There was. I went there.

10.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that’s why I got it!

10.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are kids from our school that could do a better job than this stupid STUPID woman. And I went to Acklam Grange in Middlesbrough.

10.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Buhhhhhhh

10.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One side is silicon and one side is what I can only describe as a flea comb, but on a broom handle.

10.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could grow a tash like that.

10.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure you know by now that my grandfather played Jeff’s dad in Byker Grove.

10.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly. The stairs are a joy.

10.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine was fourteen pounds.

10.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s pretty sweet.

10.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think you’ve got the accent quite down.

10.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got a carpet rake today, and I can’t tell you how thrilled I am with the amount of shit it has got out of the stair carpet.

Hello girls.

10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

a propos earlier convs about how some readers insist books must be first person, I was just checking something on Goodreads and someone's left a comment on one of my reviews saying "may I ask before I purchase - is the book in 1st person?"

It's a scholarly biography of Edward I.

09.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 455 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 15

Hahahahahha

10.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGIT TAE FUCK, YA CUBE”.

10.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I see Kyle Walker has announced his retirement from international football and on a similar note, I would also like to announce my retirement from international football.

10.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/

10.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1692 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 10

EVERY DAY THE SHOP.

10.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Long lost George Michael film and live album set for release later this year George Michael: The Faith Tour will receive a global cinema release alongside previously unheard music from his Wham! and solo discographies

Not everything in the world is awful.

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...

10.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1