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Lexa

@criminallyvu1gar

Go Bills. I tweet about women's hockey, sex, porn, BDSM, LGBTQ stuff, and many other things. Not straight. Also an author, work at link: https://patreon.com/CriminallyVu1gar?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&ut 39

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Any amount would have been bad

10.03.2026 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heaven and hell seemed like ridiculous concepts.

Church is boring as hell.

Wicca seemed to get it right. "if it harms none, do what you will"

10.03.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got blocked by like 10 bluemaga people for this lol

09.03.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile the giants are still grabbing ex Bills even with daboll gone

09.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Israel is in the WBC? Man who are the losers playing for that team?

09.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's not good dude. Sure he can run and is probably more durable, but very much a mirage in green bay. 11 sacks in 100 dropbacks and some costly fumbles. Also potential character issues.

09.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Bills fan, I'm so happy.

09.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As far as I know, stores don't have a great way to track shoplifting. They con compare inventory numbers, but there are a lot of things that can alter those.

09.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think stealing from one of the richest men on the planet is anti-social behavior. Kind of the opposite actually.

09.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

As a Bills fan I am so happy.

What if Tua, but worse. Great job Miami. At least Willis can run and is probably more durable I guess.

People are forgetting how bad he was at times, like 11 sacks in 100 dropbacks.

Love was sacked 21 times in 450 dropbacks

09.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And, sure, they provide children to replace some of the train's automatic functions.

BUT NOT AT THE BEGINNING!

It would work better as social commentary if they were integral to the train somehow but they aren't.

09.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it fails as a social commentary because what do the tail-enders even fucking do.

Like, a key facet of modern capitalism is the wealthy getting laborers as close to slavery as possible.

The tail enders don't contribute any labor.

09.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rewatched Snowpiercer last night and I'm sorry but this movie is AT LEAST as dumb as Mortal Engines, but never gets any flack.

Everyone has moving cities vs. the only thing left is a magic train.

09.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dolphins really signed Malik Willis lmao

09.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miami has Tua and was like let's do that again but worse

09.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha this is so great

09.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Mavericks

09.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nigel

09.03.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tight end handjobs

09.03.2026 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A weird forgotten part of the 06 team is they had a big awful stretch late

09.03.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who do you retire, 11, 39, and 26?

09.03.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I disagree. Maybe if it's called what it is, democrats will stop voting for every funding bill

09.03.2026 03:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next time they play the Sabres ought to just take cheap shots at Kucherov the whole game, see how the Lightning like it.

09.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I think that's the funniest way to win in regulation /I've/ ever seen.

09.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Owen Power - 4

09.03.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did see them score 6 third period goals to come back from 4-1 against Tampa too

09.03.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the wildest game I've been at was a Sabres 7-6 win over Boston in the shootout on new years day

09.03.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell the lightning you're going to chop everything in Kucherov's knee to bits if they don't cut this shit out.

09.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sabres need to get a dumb one to go in, that's the difference is that the Lightning have 2 of those.

09.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bobby Orr would get checked into oblivion by today's least physical NHL player.

09.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0