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How much would Medicare 4 All be, again?

betty/veronica variations

"eating thin mints from the freezer" in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo

current status

The president is handing out oversized clown shoes to his cabinet — and watching to see who refuses to wear them.

It's Solzhenitsyn's Stalin story come to life: the first person to stop applauding ended up in the gulag. The lesson then, as now — never be the first to stop clapping.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Gamest No. 68

ZAN
GIEF

Huh.

Platinum.

Let's be entirely fair, who amongst us hasn't dreamed of spending 2 million dollars US on crabs.

It's one of my reoccurring fantasies, between that one with the llamas and the one where Lucy Lawless tries to sell a slightly used Renee O'Connor door-to-door.

One of my favorite, ever, laconic replies just popped into my head again, a memory fifteen or so years in the making. Someone at an event asked me "What do you even do here?" while I was between shifts and I just said "Harm".

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring persephaphooooone

Serj Tankian published Understanding Oil almost 25 years ago and it has never reached its expiration date

Whaaaat the fuuuuuuck.

I live inauthentically.

THIS SENTENCE DELIGHTS ME.

Was... was the toilet Deionarra from Planescape Torment? Is that why I remember that conversation?

I did spam cause it was staring at me from the pantry daring me to open it.

Oh fuck, Booby Trap caught me off guard.

A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads “Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔” The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye. He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella? Next to him a caption reads “Being a shit person is ruining my life”

The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔

Geordi La Forge meme, the Hold Up Geordie is looking at the Deus Ex logo, and the Aww Yee Geordie is pointing at Deu Sex.

Made loco moco. Yay.

Librarysky! Had a patron the other day trying to contact an incarcerated loved one, couldn't figure out the specific app that the specific institution used for like... zoom call substitute. Does anybofy provide assistance with these kinds of calls? We do have a private communication booth...

A black T-shirt with a bunch of white horizontal lines, with the caption "Dammit I Ironed My Joy Division Shirt."

I giggled

Fuck yes the Big Finish audio dramas of Dredd and Strontium Dog are some of the best shit ever.

Yeah, that was good, and the bit with the corrupt judges was a nice little set piece, but it still... like it clearly didn't understand/didn't want to do a satire piece and went for an action movie with some dark comedy.

Caine (yes we all know it's Caine, you can't pretend the cab driver isn't Caine, shut up) sounds like Todd Rivers but pitch-shifted up to an almost helium-snorting degree.

You can't stop an idea!

What fucking medical practitioner would suggest a goddamn acupuncturist or chiropractor? Those aren't even medicine, those aren't anything. They're woowoo.

Like that game was already kinda malk coded in so many ways (Gunther's conspiracy theories, most of the side quests, "What a shame") but dear fuck having JC just lean into it sounds delicious.