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SatyrGaymer

@aeninth

Just another white gay moving to Chicago at 29.

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it was mar10 day and i didn't see any bowser bara at all today im kind of upset

11.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

walked to a hookup, loving this move #savetheplanet

10.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12708 πŸ” 4674 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 26
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

09.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 15964 πŸ” 5263 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 27
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πŸ•³οΈ

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 9163 πŸ” 1762 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 84

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 16537 πŸ” 5129 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 63
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Test Linux distros online - DistroSea Instantly test run Linux distros online in the cloud for free, right from your web browser. No installation or live boot required.

try distros out in a VM in your browser distrosea.com

04.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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stared at browt so much i had a vision

27.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 11296 πŸ” 3905 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 46

towel tuesday, tummy tuesday, what’s next? tapeworm tuesday?

24.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gays LOVE alliteration

24.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo, with Missingno in the place a PokΓ©mon would be in the logo.

PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo, with Missingno in the place a PokΓ©mon would be in the logo.

23.02.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 758 πŸ” 184 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9
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a lil gpoy from MFF, don’t mind that it was 3 months ago

23.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Pokemon firered leafgreen gameboy advance game box but it's blue and says pokemon sealblue version. There is a spheal on the cover. a blue seal

Pokemon firered leafgreen gameboy advance game box but it's blue and says pokemon sealblue version. There is a spheal on the cover. a blue seal

21.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 650 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
a cat in a tie sits outside of a factory. the cat says "Hope no one is weird to me." The factory is labeled "Being Weird Factory" and has the bluesky logo on it

a cat in a tie sits outside of a factory. the cat says "Hope no one is weird to me." The factory is labeled "Being Weird Factory" and has the bluesky logo on it

20.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 11475 πŸ” 1938 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 47
source: https://x.com/norve_w/status/1274232828570423302

the image is of Evangelion, specifically the elevator scene but now they're making out together. on the left, the girl with short blue hair is wearing a white shirt with blue overall style skirt and suspenders and the girl pressing her against the wall is wearing the exact same outfit. the girl pinning the girl with blue hair down is sporting long orange hair with a red watch and red bow in her hair. her eyes are closed as she embraces the other girl with her lips. the girl held against the wall looks shocked by is accepting her advance,,,

source: https://x.com/norve_w/status/1274232828570423302 the image is of Evangelion, specifically the elevator scene but now they're making out together. on the left, the girl with short blue hair is wearing a white shirt with blue overall style skirt and suspenders and the girl pressing her against the wall is wearing the exact same outfit. the girl pinning the girl with blue hair down is sporting long orange hair with a red watch and red bow in her hair. her eyes are closed as she embraces the other girl with her lips. the girl held against the wall looks shocked by is accepting her advance,,,

19.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 2026 πŸ” 427 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 32
Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM.
BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

20.02.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 23757 πŸ” 4854 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 118
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: β€œ3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: β€œ3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

20.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 17774 πŸ” 3663 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 85
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

14.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 11921 πŸ” 3593 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 469

keep cancelling your nitro

15.02.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 6141 πŸ” 2812 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 11
A screen shot from the Guardian which reads - and I am so serious - "Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein's sordid men's club."

A screen shot from the Guardian which reads - and I am so serious - "Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein's sordid men's club."

πŸ—£οΈMORE. πŸ—£οΈWOMEN. πŸ—£οΈPEDOPHILES.

07.02.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 2740 πŸ” 419 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 57
03.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy February! We are now T-18 days until Jenga's next TPLO surgery on her right knee. You know what that means!!!

MORE SHAMELESS SHARING OF HER GOFUNDME WHEEEEE πŸŽ‰

gofund.me/981b5413b

#gofundme #gfm #vetbills #helpsky #mutualaid #uglydogs #huskiesofbsky #dogsofbsky #kneesarestupid

01.02.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
Man at standing desk with a flesh light attached.

Man at standing desk with a flesh light attached.

me logging on to bluesky

03.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I must not fuck myself. Fucking myself is the myself fucker

31.01.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

30.01.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 9485 πŸ” 2160 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 55

this almost killed me

31.01.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 1514 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 1

Why do you have an email job were you not any good at foraging

29.01.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

24.01.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 6408 πŸ” 2036 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 16
Sign reading
EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP
HIS ENTITE ADMHISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT
HANG THEM ALL

Sign reading EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP HIS ENTITE ADMHISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT HANG THEM ALL

the mood is not subtle

24.01.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 4589 πŸ” 1195 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0