Citizen Craig

Just learned today that 92% of US import consumption is dolls for beautiful little girls. Higher than I would have expected!

JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.

What’s next on the agenda?

To be clear, nothing - NOTHING - Joe Biden said 4 years, including his debate meltdown, comes anywhere close to the insanity, unreality, unhingeness, of Trump repeatedly insisting - even when the interviewer is letting his crazy lie pass - that it was a real image of his knuckles

The cheers at the end are particularly sickening. They’ll never be able to make the excuse “But I didn’t know.”

I'm not certain that JD Vance killed the Pope, but we should deport him to El Salvador just in case.

There's literally a limit posted on how many eggs I can purchase at my local grocery store.

How can anyone listen to this yutz talk and come away thinking he's some kind of genius?

Someone will ultimately Photoshop in a football.

That is exactly true.

for over a decade now, the dark matter of American politics has been the willingness of conservatives to simply threaten to murder anyone who disagrees with them. even after 1/6, it can't be confronted directly, because it is genuine failed state shit

Law-Abiding Immigrants: The Incarceration Gap between Immigrants and the US-Born, 1870–2020 (December 2024) - We provide the first nationally representative long-run series (1870–2020) of incarceration rates for immigrants and the US-born. As a group, immigrants have had lower incarceration ...

An actual scientific study showing that immigrants historically have committed FEWER crimes. You know, as opposed to "They're eating the cats and dogs, hurr durr durr durr."

www.aeaweb.org/articles?id=...

I've just returned from a trip to ten years in the future and Mina Kimes is wrong. Penix jokes are the only humor Americans have left in 2035.

Ironic that the same people who spent eight years falsely claiming that our government was being run by an immigrant from Africa now seem to have no problem with our government being run by an ACTUAL immigrant from Africa.

I agree, three hundred and sixty billion percent.