Charlie

Get on your bikes, stay upright with another application of angular momentum, and ride!

I’m so ready to start being frustrated at the brazen hypocrisy of the right’s criticism of minutiae when they’re not in power again.

My theory is it just makes him happy to hear the number 47.

He's holding onto that podium for dear life.

A mole of meters away (approximately) is really interesting. I’ve never seen a mole used outside of chemistry and that one sort of disturbing @xkcd.com What If article.

It must be sort of nice to be able to work ahead. Some of them can probably use autocomplete on their phones at this point.

I dunno. The man is sort of an expert on going bankrupt. This might be his one actual area of expertise.

Never more dangerous than when he’s told no. Sigh.

Boy, that Hellcat propellor boob over her shoulder is hardly subtle, is it.

Sun Tzu he ain’t.

Remember, people, it’s panican, not panican’t.

If Woody writes a song about you and you name doesn’t end in “land,” it’s probably time to rethink some things.

“Top stories: Is the President losing Joe Rogan?!?!?”

Just beyond parody.

@bleachernation.bsky.social - watching you guys talk about Tucker’s contract on this week’s podcast and wondering how a lockout would affect it. If there is no 2027 season (heaven forbid) could he still opt out in fall 2027?

That’s why he used all caps, to emphasize the horror of it. SLIP and FALL! Next they’ll come at our noble agents with banana peels!

Or you could start trying to run the country you're in charge of right here. Maybe if you do a super good job someone will just give you a new one and you won't even have to start a war!

I mean, I’d watch.

a close up of a man talking on a phone and saying yahoo ALT: a close up of a man talking on a phone and saying yahoo

Artist’s rendering of Mark’s loved ones coming in to stage an intervention.

The Terminator. Come with me if you want to live, mfers!

He wants some stuff he can take with him when he leaves without people getting mad this time.

Has my fly seriously been down this whole time and nobody told me?

Couldn't agree more, on all counts.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I got it from Mr Spock as a kid and didn’t think to question it until much later.

Let me know when I should stop by. I’ll bring my own fork.

And it completely breaks our ability to interact with Dem politicians. Everything they do has to go through a “wait, do we like him/her?” filter and it lets the right run lazy smear campaigns because they know that’s at least as important as the actual politics.

It’s so hard to remember the timeline of nonsense - wasn’t she the one basically driven out of right wing graces in the early days of Trump 1? And then tried being a regular reporter for a while?

Is there a mechanism for Congress to overrule him and come back? Or is this really power the Speaker has?

Not that this Congress would necessarily stop him. I just want to be sure I’m distributing my disgust accurately.

“And that’s our thing! They can’t have it!”

Not a one-word article. C’mon, BBC. This one’s easy.