Matt Hears The People Sing

Fuck the New York Times, all my homies hate the New York Times

The Maize Rage deserves that as a lil treat

Oh yeah, that’s the stuff

Inject it in my veins 🙂‍↕️

Wooooo Go Blue!

“Who will continue his legacy when he retires?!”

I dunno, try any neonatal ward?

They said he was putting off the procedure until after the season to “be with the team for the Big Ten tournament” so my presumption is he was told this would be the outcome regardless

Yeah that’s what I heard too but uh…y tho?

Fears looks like he’s feeling himself enough to do something monumentally stupid again so that’s something

They had a compilation package ready, Tom! We did not arrive here by coincidence!!

I hope they pan to the Ferrari crew for the anthem on the first Kimi win

Lol you all will complain no matter who wins huh? #AusGP

Hockey Week in Michigan™️ continues

So nice of him to personally fund y’all 😆

Omg that’s too perfect

March Madness szn 🤝 basketball band trip szn 🤝 per diem szn

The most wonderful time of the year! Enjoy!!

Ah yes, everyone knows the one thing about human rights is that you can selectively apply them wherever it is personally convenient!

The Red Wings are in prime March form 👌

YOU FUCKING MORONS

TWO UNEXPECTED HOCKEY GAMES IN ONE WEEK I AM BLESSED

a man in a plaid shirt is standing in a dark room and says no no no no wait wait wait wait . ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is standing in a dark room and says no no no no wait wait wait wait .

Steve looking at the rosters of every team and wondering where Future Considerations went:

AHHHHHHHH 😍

Burn It All Down Michigan's athletic department is implicated in yet another sexual assault scandal. It's long past time for change and it must start at the top.

new on the bucket problem: on latroy hawkins and sherrone moore, another sexual misconduct scandal at michigan, warde manuel's negligence, the media's complicity, and the need to take action into our own hands thebucketproblem.beehiiv.com/p/fire-warde...

a man wearing a black shirt that says beast on it ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says beast on it

No kings except short kings 🏁

Drunk*

I BOUGHT ONE OF THESE TODAY I’M EXCITED

Playing Mario Party with @minileds.bsky.social while buzzed AMA

Bill Maher face is no joke!

HIIIII MOXIE

Just stating the obvious here, but we have to build a government that doesn't starve and bomb the planet for kicks.

Thank u 🙏