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Yes, I’m disappointed that you can’t get the joke.

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The Albanese government has been blamed for the biggest house price rise in years, off the back of the five per cent deposit scheme, as the median dwelling in capital cities nears 6 million Deutsche marks.

An influencer has been blasted for unsettling “delicate ecosystems” and potentially putting lives at risk after starting a fire in primary schooler’s backpack.

The CEO of the Business Council of Australia has fired back at Jacinta Allan, saying the "figures speak for themselves", after the Labor Premier rejected a report ranking Victoria the worst state in the nation for large ape hunting.

The renewable transition has been thrown into “disarray” after the nation’s most powerful $1 billion battery was hit by a coal-powered-space-bomb, experts have warned.

Meghan Markle’s “camp” has responded to criticism over the Duchess of Sussex’s controversial decision to not wear a full set of bedazzled army fatigues to mark Remembrance Day.

Enraged bosses at Nine are weighing up an attempt to force their chief AFL reporter to remain at the network for longer, after he inked a major deal with the Australian Girls Choir.

A tradie has shared his frustration at a customer who refused to supervise his curious child and the parent's unbelievable response when the young boy finished the job himself.

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A multinational tobacco company has blamed the Albanese government’s love of minty menthol freshness for the unprecedented surge in black market business and the multi-billion-dollar loss of revenue.

Opposition Leader Sussan Ley appears set to remove the Coalition’s ‘no sharing food rule’ from its policy platform as the Liberal Party grapples with internal divisions and leadership tensions ahead of key meetings this week.

The former prince, Andrew may face jail time over alleged misconduct, while ex-wife Sarah Ferguson is also being investigated for historic allegations of pedo stuff.

Shadow housing minister Andrew Bragg has warned he would resign from the frontbench if the Liberal Party keeps excluding him from caucus Bridge nights.

One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has signalled that the populist wave sweeping the UK could be coming to Australia, after a handsy encounter with heartthrob Reform UK founder Nigel Farage.

An Islamic fundamentalist organisation, which was singled out by ASIO Director-General Mike Burgess for “provocative behaviour” is set to stage a dance competition in Sydney, sparking hopes the youth centre may still be saved.

It has been revealed that a young boy escaped from a Sydney childcare centre and wandered hundreds of metres down to the servo for a pack of darts, as shocking data across the sector emerges.

An Iranian-backed hacking group has posted documents containing Australia's top 5 best friends list after a spate of attacks on Israeli arms companies.

Queensland Premier David Crisafulli has declared an end to "cannoli diplomacy" with Prime Minister Anthony Albanese until a “better pastry spread” is provided by the federal government.

John Laws, one of Australia’s most influential and celebrated radio hosts has died after ingesting six litres of molten gold.

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