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The universe's idea of a joke

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Woah

11.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

By the year 2035, as many as 40% of working-age Americans may be employed as LLM-jockeys

11.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've generally had a positive experience with it

11.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you like Java, then I think C# might be up your alley. It's got the same kind of "C++ without the fuss" philosophy (though I question certain of its design choices) & it compiles to bytecode which is automatically translated to machine code at runtime, if I understand rightly

11.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine was feral-child's school of programming

11.03.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had no idea what a "void" was. And then I learned Python for video game-modding purposes a few years later, and I've since acquainted myself broadly with the C family of languages, and I can patch .exes by hand, with the aid of a disassembler & hex-editor, but I am something of a Johannes factotum

11.03.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can relate. I'm probably the only person born after 1985 whose 1st language was Apple BASIC, a peculiarity I owe to my father living vicariously through me. I took a Java course one summer when I was 16, which was a disaster because I had no familiarity with concepts such as OOP or data-types...

11.03.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's unfortunate, but it's great for just bodging things together, I find, so I assume that's a major factor

11.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The oligarchs would really only be hastening the inevitable, & neither they nor Trump are magic

11.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I understand it, it should be largely a matter of the C-code underpinnings of the library, but it should be eminently feasible for its performance-critical aspects to be handled directly by machine-code

11.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot emphasize this enough. fuck ice and fuck core civic

11.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

In the absence of Barros & Yglesiases, posters have evolved to fill their niche

21.01.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(THIS IS A JOKE)

11.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No wonder she hated Peter Sellars!

11.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, and I can absolutely see the idiots thinking 'Well, this is a lot more like Venezuela, so it'll be fine!'

11.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A surprisingly accurate Lego version of the Paradise Towers cleaning robot.

A surprisingly accurate Lego version of the Paradise Towers cleaning robot.

That time I built a cleaner robot out of Lego - FROM MEMORY.

10.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

"Madam, what year is this?"

10.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And Panama, which is underrated as a potential flashpoint, IMO

10.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get mad everytime I think of all the blithely oblivious "Hahaha Trump sure backed off of his designs on Canada!" posts

10.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Conspiring to prolong a war so you can end it is not being a peace-freak, surely?

10.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MOOOOOOOOOM THE ENEMY IS VOTING AGAIN

10.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1037 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5
Mrs. Dalloway dallowaying along with all her flowers

Mrs. Dalloway dallowaying along with all her flowers

For this month's Patreon wallpaper, I drew a cover for MRS. DALLOWAY.
www.patreon.com/c/Shaenon

10.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the 1983 Jetsoft arcade game, Bongo, featuring all of the beloved characters we've come to know and love over the past 43 years; the portly red-hatted explorer Bongo, his little furry friend who watches from a platform on the top-right of the screen, the weird hopping football-shaped creatures (referred to in the C64 port as "bouncing bongos"), the bird/pterosaur, and last but not least, Bongo's hated nemesis, A Dinosaur. The player currently has 94,990 points.

A screenshot from the 1983 Jetsoft arcade game, Bongo, featuring all of the beloved characters we've come to know and love over the past 43 years; the portly red-hatted explorer Bongo, his little furry friend who watches from a platform on the top-right of the screen, the weird hopping football-shaped creatures (referred to in the C64 port as "bouncing bongos"), the bird/pterosaur, and last but not least, Bongo's hated nemesis, A Dinosaur. The player currently has 94,990 points.

March 10th is a day where we all celebrate the little red-hatted, portly hero of gaming who single-handedly popularised the entire platformer genre for years to come

10.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Again, we are watching a mirror image of Trumps covid response unfolding in real time: events are spinning out of his control and his response to that is not to figure out what he can actually impact things & act there, it is to assert a fantasy version of events & insist on its realness

10.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6
Two men on bus meme

Two men on bus meme

"I need that like I need a shot to the head"

"I need that like I need a shot to the head"

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ron Granier’s OTHER iconic 60s TV show theme.

10.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like a lot of people's models of American capitalism don't encompass the government engaging in brazen market-manipulation

10.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Far be it from me to mock a person's surname, but one of the discourses du jour being started by someone called "Agro" is a remarkable bit of nominative determinism

10.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0