dan!

I got a signed MC Frontalot CD at one of the first couple PAX Easts. Chris sucks but his gamespot after dark kingdom hearts 2 bit lives inside me

champagne for my mufos, real pain for my mublos

(explaining weather to marylanders) imagine a crab cake

Pokémon the Mewsical

I wonder if Nurse Chapel was called that because Gene like, saw it on a hospital sign

The grammarly expert review feature feels like a false flag to get people to turn on generative AI. It’s like it was designed in a lab to make as many people righteously angry for the least effort/usefulness possible

umm actually, neutrality means you're choosing the side of the milk hotel

Lake Mungo simulator

“The Espresso Proteini is made with classic espresso martini ingredients, plus Muscle Milk Protein Powder, Buffalo Wild Wings President Tristan Meline told USA TODAY via email. The cocktail is infused with Buffalo Dry Rub, which is also served around the drink's rim.”

I think it’s funny that Deanna Troi is the only Betazoid who talks Like That

fortunate son x fight song

Coprostrata

Gay Bearuschel

for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel

o! it is better to live with a Creature

Samwise Gamzee

The US isn’t transitioning to renewables because it would undermine the impulses of forever-war

I would love to see the spinoff where Admiral Vance navigates running Starfleet while also subject to the Santa Clause curse

Be Still And Know which is what you do when you read in a waiting room

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

More best friends should take each other’s names.

if any discourse gets big enough on social media to go through multiple days of quotes and threads discussing high minded concepts of culture, critique etc you should be able to press a big button that brings up a window: "this is the original article that is actually being argued about"

Respond with an invoice for your wasted time

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Bluesky search results for “amiiboeme”, only returning the original post.

Tumblr search results for “amiiboeme”. No results.

Twitter search for “amiiboeme.” No results.

I can’t be the first one… can I?

amiiboème

“No it’s not, Oprah.”

Hooting and hollering at Polyarmory. Definitely worth climbing that ladder.

No shade to “Measure of a Man” but I think they’d figure out Data’s status before commissioning him on the Federation’s flagship

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons