When You were partying
I drank from the HOSE
When you were having premarital sex
I drank from the HOSE
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I drank from the HOSE
And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?
I continue *bomb explodes a child* to be baffled at why poll numbers *child explodes* look so grim for Biden *child explodes* when he's got a better *child explodes* record than any single-term President in my *child explodes* life. How has messaging gotten so bad all *child explodes* the sudden?
AAAAAAAAA QUANTUM BED SUPERPOSITION AAAAAAAAAA
I GET TO SLEEP IN MY BED AGAIN AHHHH
im going to become Yung Overholdt
i miss my bf AND MY
BED ESPECIALLY MY BED
i can't leave my friends house in oak square bc its on top of a hill, i have a teeny car, and its been freezing rain for the last few hours :(
bitches want to be november kelly but what about Olive Pussy
people are like why isn't there more sex in movies and forget it's because they were made illegal in response to Heavy Metal (1981)
ginger singer songwriter
one of lifes great curveballs
this is a beautiful woman to me
i an full of Ideas Soup
hell yeah
Its only Emo if it comes from the Emo region of America otherwise its just Sparkling Whine
if you use plagarism poison technology at my party you will be fed to the lions
death to ai video artists
i will hit someones 4k setup. scheming an "i hit camera guys" shirt with a friend
im at the point that i do not trust any photographers who arent transgender. the women are dipshits. inherently antisocial hobby but trans people turn water to wine. why am i bumping lighting masters just for your shot during a death metal show. kill yaself.
i thought she was sitting on a really big sandwich and thats the first thing i saw tbh
yeah i got moneyyyyy
god gives his worst offspring DSLRs at loud shows. ruined the front row at rpm fest >:c
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
i have dumped losers that don't pay union dues but yeas this is also rough
man i hope this call list that i pay to be on doesn't give me a hard time or send me home
A snowy scene with the caption “God Has Abandoned Rhode Island.”
Meanwhile on TikTok:
Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
some of yall
sexiest flancocho ever
all forms are empty
test the emptiness of forms with your fist
i had two days of work cancel on me bc storm boooooo
