Martin Christensen

Finally met @jackachew.bsky.social! He kept saying «who even are you!? Keep away, please mate, stop» haha. What a joker. Great fun.

It is done 😮‍💨

As the work of my thesis near its conclusion I will again say:

Professionalism is not a code of conduct!!

Conduct is a part yes, but through embodiment and interaction. So stop using «unprofessional» as a moral sledgehammer ya dingleberries!

I love this trend.

Like a kid in a candy shop.

Is there somebody else with a «now I’m getting fit and taking a pre-pic» album on their phone, but it’s really just a weird slideshow of yourself getting chunkier?

Also. Why is running so awfull?

New aim for my msc thesis.

Inflict as much frustration and bewilderment on the reader as I’ve felt during this writing process.

Also: try to finish it on time.

One of these aims are achievable.

Trip ❤️

Friday Ex-Physio Confession:

I really don’t miss writing notes at the end of a long clinic day.

Okay. I’ll admit. The procrastination has reached another level. Couldn’t write my thesis without a desk could I??

Best thing about using headphones at the gym is that nobody knows that I’m listening to Halo by Beyoncé on repeat while trying to look cool in a hoodie.

You know your procrastination levels have peaked when you decide to build matching bookshelves to go with the tv bench instead of writing on your thesis.

My ongoing investigation into the concept of professionalism is neatly summed up by Cribb & Gevirtz (2015) as a: «essentially contested concept».

Meaning. It depends. Who/what/where/when/wtf

Last day of 2024.

Achieve my fitness goals? No.
Did I grow as a person? No.
Did I complete a month without crying in the shower? No.
Did I avoid shitting my pants? No.
Did I break down in tears at the local market when the kids acted out? Yes. Yes I did.

2025. Let’s goo!

Never mind. I figured it out. I’m just stupid.

I really haven’t figured out this app yet. The process of re-follows are time consuming and weird.

Having kids is like having to take care of your friends thats really drunk and been off their meds for bipolar disorder for too long.

Friday Physio Confession:

In the rare instance I use a validated test battery, I’m as interested as you, the pt, at what comes on the next page. Because chances are preety high that I havent read the manual.

#physiosky

This morning the radio said that on average we Norwegians drink 5 cups of coffee per day.

So I really want to know….who the hell it is thats driving our average down!?

There’s treachery afoot 🧐🧐

Better late than never.

Friday Physio Confession:

Everytime I do an Epley’s maneuver. All I can think is «please dont puke please dont puke»

#physiosky

Got jabbed! Feel the autism just creeping in 😮

#flushot

So in the midst us moving into a new home. With boxes everywhere. Things to do and things to fix.

My wife went on a weekend girls trip and left me alone with two kids.

As she should! She deserves it! I hope they get some strippers and enjoy themselves! ❤️❤️

Friday Physio Confession:

Sometimes when I take the history, all I can think about is «please dont ask for a massage, please dont ask for a massage, please dont ask for a massage».

#physiosky

Friday Physio Confession:

Even after 10yrs doing this, I still get really nervous when doing a consultation/examination while another physio observes.

#physiosky

Friday Physio Confession:

I always have to flip the goniometer at least 3 before getting it right. Its the hcps equivalent of a usb.

#physiosky

Aahhh. The beautifull feeling of being treated as a student in my new job.

Luckily, I allready felt like one, so the jokes on them 🤟

#physiosky

Thanks and likewise mate 🙌

Friday Physio Confession:

At first I was just focusing on getting it right, now, I just try to not get it too wrong.

#physiosky

@martinchristensen.bsky.social There should be rules against overly cheery coworkers.

«Hiiiiiiiii Martin, How’s your morning??? Did you sleep? Are the kids ok?»

«Settle down little demon spawn. I need my coffee first»

Thanks Sandy 👍 Starting to feel my age a bit much when trying to get around all this 😂