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Moyn re-posting his “trump is really a neocon” take from July in vindication of his analysis is especially funny given that he co-wrote this in an opinion piece published almost exactly one year before trump invaded Venezuela and captured its leader:

03.01.2026 18:01 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Veering stainless steel pan use into the realm of cast-iron skillet care…masterful work by the NYT

10.03.2026 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Funny headline

10.03.2026 17:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Butter?

10.03.2026 17:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Surely trump will do a 180 on his illegal abuses of power now that one of the January 6 criminals he corruptly pardoned has gone after his good pal Zohran Mamdani???

10.03.2026 12:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As far as I can tell, New Jersey has become a sort of Hamsterdam in which federal crimes are decriminalized since trump took office, because he keeps illegally appointing people to run the USAO there [not legal advice].

10.03.2026 12:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having now seen the first X-Files movie, I like that they gave Terry O’Quinn the Garret-Dillahunt-in-Deadwood treatment (casting an actor to play two different and unrelated characters without explanation), though I suppose I need to rename the phenomenon now.

10.03.2026 12:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I must once again point out that one group of stupid people thought that the guy who uses “Palestinian” as an epithet to refer to a Jewish person he deems insufficiently loyal to Israel would help Palestinians, while a different group of stupid people don’t think the same guy is an anti-Semite.

09.03.2026 23:29 👍 186 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 0

Lmao

09.03.2026 14:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Why do some give trump credit for a no-brainer (funding a vaccine during a pandemic) when he was aggressively hostile to every other measure, let Rs turn against the vax they are crediting to him, rode broader anti-vax sentiment to reelection, and has since put lunatics in charge of public health?

08.03.2026 14:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A friend was visiting family in Nebraska in the run up to the 2024 election and met a farmer who said that he was voting for trump “to preserve his way of life” lmao

08.03.2026 02:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I don’t have the press enough.

07.03.2026 18:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even in 2024 people said “oh well he doesn’t like war because it looks bad on tv.” Good lord.

07.03.2026 17:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I cannot emphasize enough how stupid it was that people actually said trump was anti-war or anti-imperialist because he criticized the Iraq War on a Republican debate stage in 2015.

07.03.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh look, here he was on his second day as president in 2017 saying that the problem with the Iraq war was that the United States didn’t take its oil.

07.03.2026 17:33 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The only way to know that trump was in fact a pro-war imperialist was to listen to anything he ever said and to know even the slightest about his disgusting, pathetic life.

07.03.2026 17:31 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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What’s the over/under on when trump invades Cuba and uses the U.S. military to arrest its leaders?

07.03.2026 14:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Journalists defend this stuff with “you need to read past the headline, even the subhead specifies US and Israel,” as if there’s any reason to still follow a convention for writing headlines based on limitations on space in a print newspaper.

06.03.2026 15:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Is it a further sign of dementia or does he have no respect for the troops?”

06.03.2026 14:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Back to our regularly scheduled programming: that’s putting it mildly.

06.03.2026 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Times should immediately promote the person who wrote this post to be their editor.

06.03.2026 13:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms really captured what makes the dunk and egg novellas so enjoyable, and the changes were mostly for the better (with one exception being the flashback in the battle episode, which was my least favorite of the season).

06.03.2026 04:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Final thoughts: season 4 of Industry had some very good episodes and moments, but I found the main corporate thriller plot a little flat. It would be wrong to say it was the worst season, but it was lacking something overall.

06.03.2026 04:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brain damage?

06.03.2026 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tantalizing prospect.

05.03.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m sorry for posting something from Ross Douthat, but it’s incredibly funny how casually he admits that trump was never anti-war. I’m sure this was a frequent topic of his columns throughout the past decade.

05.03.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s the exact type of politician journalists love: Republican, elite (but from humble beginnings in middle America), sniveling brown-noser, gossips to them on background.

05.03.2026 13:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also it seems like that poorly-angled photo is from this same press conference a month ago bsky.app/profile/nyti...

05.03.2026 13:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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On Iran, Vance Balances Between Trump and the Anti-Intervention Right

I don’t like the NYT privileging Vance’s self-serving attempts to make himself sound like the voice of reason, but at least the editor used an unflattering picture of him. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/u...

05.03.2026 13:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Information is for liberals

05.03.2026 04:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0