The Snarklepuss 🐸

"To eke" and "to landslide" are maga synonyms

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The DOW!
The DOW!
The DOW is on fire!
We don't need no oil
Let the Ayatollah burn
Burn mothertrumper burn!

He was there because his parents didn't want him. He was the pet dog sent upstate.

It’s consistent with the tariffs:

Make Americans pay more, it is good for American business.

What is the opposite of “Supply side economics” because this might be that?

The Who said it best:

Meet the new ayatollah
Same as the old ayatollah

It’s between Putin & Bibi of who gets carpel tunnel first from pulling the strings on their Trump puppet

that Ivy League vocabulary of his...

this "collective guilt" thing is not going to work out well in the future for a country that elected Trump

The sad part is we'll be deprived of our own Jesse Owen winning in front of Hitler moment, where we get to play Germany.

MAGAs are a cowardly, superstitious lot

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Only Florsheims have the embedded secure Signal app

He is also taking credit for stopping wars he started without actually stopping them. It’s like Iran boasting about how many hostages they freed.

We’d put it into $1.5 billion stealth anti-drone fighter aircraft, with a 20 year design cycle and subcontractors in 412 different Congressional districts.

Coming soon: Trump branded Not-a-War Bonds. Support our boys* overseas with Trump Meme Bonds!

*only the boys, these are anti-DEI bonds.

I would imagine there are a substantial number of Black people who might disfavor a political party that claims that any high-earning job they might have was a result of discrimination against white people

Nobody on earth is dumb enough to want a pint of Trump’s “smart blood” in them

There goes my DOGE check!

Our foreign policy is basically a Miller Lite commerical

Florsheims are awful for elderly men with bone spurs, wonder if he cured them with horse paste?

Outlaw boob jobs and lip fillers! The economy of the Florida coast would collapse!

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A nazi who says he knows nothing?

Just send troops overseas on non-wars and there is plenty of military housing for the Trump goon squad.

He's always playing 2D Chutes & Ladders with nothing but chutes

in his enfeebled mind, he thinks the anti-trans stuff is a 99% issue. When he's sundowning, he remembers the pro-flag amendments last century and puts it in that category.

If he had a cyanide pill in his tooth, this deposition would have ended early

How many ayatollahs have Truth Social accounts?

AI Summary: “Good girl, we’ll take it from here”

Seems like the comedy team of Steve & Jared are leaving more wars in their wake than solving conflicts

Who would have suspected that a failed, corrupt businessman and game show host would make a shit president?

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The US negotiators and the Martian negotiators have a lot in common