Weh

we aint escapin samsara this time boys

the opposite of carpel tunnel is tarsus tower

stg every Goblin quest in World of Warcraft is like

<Zazbik snorts a line of glowing powder>

"I need copper wire! Copper wire from the walls!"

*Obtain 3 spools of copper wire from the nearby Draenei Orphanage, kill anyone who gets in your way*

malebox? thats just what i call my pussy

took 3 gulps of water and the pill still didn't go down my throat

spit that shit out I ain't playin these games

fuck OFF Pikachu I'm getting a lapdance

turns out thought crime is real and you really ARE a bad person for thinking those things sorry

if george orwell was born today he'd be like googoo gaga

Petplay but you leave the door open, I get out and am immediately hit by a car.

What if Charlie Kirk's neck just did that

the towers were highly magnetic a plane wouldn't just naturally do that

i know it's victim blaming but who the fuck is an adult man who not only still follows Logan Paul but sees his history of scamming his audience and goes "Well it's only reasonable to buy a share in his rare card from a children's game"

What happened to their biney

what if they hated eachother but a third, sexier character made them kiss

Not having a go at anyone who watches cartoons as an adult but so many of them don't seem to engage with any media that isn't designed for children and that's a different thing entirely.

Why is found family not as much of a trope in Hard SciFi, yeah you're on a ship floating through space to your destination for decades you best believe your family is your crewmates 'cause all your biological ones died midway through your stasis powernap.

who the fuck is actually going to the restaurant on Hells Kitchen are people really paying to have intentionally fucked up food while Gordon pops a blood vessel within direct eyesight of you.

dear e621 taggers and the general furry community.

Transgender and Intersex don't mean the same thing

Just like real life

I got that RPG bread

kinda fuckass game is this

No I'm not a puppy I just like being rewarded for completing tasks I'm an Adventurer not a puppy I'm not a puppy no I'm cool

Hey bro thanks for calling me a slut and saying you want to choke me I've been really depressed and that helped a lot

gonna tell terfs about trans women having to dilate so in 1 year I can see chat about how having a tight pussy is a masculine trait

Game Devs try to not make a low-poly game with "Poly" in it's name or a Voxel game with "Voxel" in it's name challenge.

which is why you're the "fsahfjkdnwlda" type

You know I think I actually would have preferred Skynet over "Make weird videos about my political opponents" and "Generate me slop for my LinkedIn page"

adding milk and sugar to the luxury green tea I got from a high end tea shop in another country

One of those cringe dudebro shorts where they slap their girls ass and give them a stack but it's me and you slap my ass and slide me a Space Marines Primaris Apothecary.

Subs with money are scary. Flirt with a sub online and you'll get like a "fsdgdgsdgdd" but if they got money they'll be like "I've booked an Airbnb with soundproof walls in your town I'll pick you up on the 15th"