That's what she said? On the positive side a Dane's woof would make every burglar in a 300 mile radius crap themselves. It's not even loud. Just this like rumble that shakes the house...
That's literally every Dane. Family friend had Danes when I was a kid. I was there often and would end up pinned under the world's cuddliest boat anchor if I sat on the couch. I wasn't even mad.
Why not a Dane? They're literally the sweetest dogs! We had a Labradane whe I was a kid. Easily the most gentle dog on earth. And every pure Dane I've ever met is just a 150lb cuddle machine...
Yup, that's a Dachshund all right.
Not so much tucked in as demand I get my ass in bed and provide snuggles. Oscar would stand on the bed, bark,sneeze and grumble if I stayed up even a little late. I would always comply and he'd immediately dive under the covers and wedge himself between my legs.
Doctor evil making air quotes and saying "the peace president "
Oh look, it turns out president pussygrabber doesn't even care about the age of the person he's assaulting. BIG SHOCK. 😲
You're never done. All hail our Sausage-y overlords.
Dachshund sitting in underwear
The ultimate velcro dog breed. You can't even poop alone.
Lol does he sulk whenever you get ready for work?
Ah dunno about Fairfax, but Montgomery like 10% of people are Jewish(more if you count people who aren't practicing)
Synagogues are easier to find than convenience stores. Lol
Adjunct, but essentially yes. That pesky Ph.D is still on the bucket list.
I will also admit the corporate culture here is a nightmare, but I work in higher education. The sexism kinda sucks and there's been a nasty spike in xenophobia, but that could be said of 'Murica as well.
Oh plenty of reasons. Tons of exposure to Japanese export culture from a very young age-> language study in college->study abroad. Made a ton of friends in the music scene and was just socially happier. People here are more civil, hard working, etc. Streets are safe, food is amazing, etc etc.
OMG Oscar had a blanket like that. You'd think having been snipped as soon as the vet recommended would have curbed his libido...
Lol how long have you been in the DMV for you haven't made any Jewish friends? Which state/county are you in?
Is there a squeaker inside it? Every Dachsie we've had would disembowel squeaky toys in what felt like moments...
Recognizing a Palestinian state and treating Palestinians like humans with the right to self-govern is not anti-semitism. Nor is it a green light for anti-semitic acts of terrorism.
Go fuck yourselves. Making this tragedy into a cudgel against marginalized people.
Since you're in the DMV, find your nearest Jewish friend and ask to take part in Hanukkah festivities. Tell them someone told you Latkes are delicious and the games are fun. (Former MoCo Jewish kid here, lol)
I'm an apostate, but all these #Hanukkah posts are making me nostalgic for the soul food and celebration. Definitely missing my family recipes for latkes and brisket.
Life as a former Jew is tough in Japan. Can't even tell you the last time I had a decent bagel here...
Oscar was crate trained. Took ages but it became one of his favorite spots to chew his toys.
My family and I crate trained all our dogs, and he was by far the hardest.
I'm trying to imagine being this stupid, but I just can't. I'd have to give myself like a thousand concussions and then huff paint fumes for like a decade straight to even APPROACH this level of dumb.
Even the Kardashians are mostly democrats.
This is like, every Dachshund. I've seen multiple photos like this. They're Velcro dogs. Even when you're pooping. 💩
God forbid you wanna be intimate with your partner.
The "peace president" is now starting a war with Venezuela and maybe Columbia. Why? To distract from the #EpsteinFiles, the economy, and his failing trade war. Have fun, America. I'll be over hear enjoying Article 9 of the Japanese constitution that renounces war.
Dachshund sitting in underwear.
To be fair, the ball didn't have much to do with the invasion of privacy.
This is from The Onion, right?
I mean, the hooman(s) get all of an itsy bitsy corner to sleep in, but... worth it.
Yup, that's a Dachsie. Possessive and obsessed with their favorite human. And once they've started a cuddle, don't you DARE move an inch. There will be much grumbling.
Oh and God forbid you go too long without tending to their neediness. Revenge pee...
Haha, I have yet to meet a Dachshund who wasn't like this. If you dare give affection or cuddles to anyone in their presence they try to horn in on the action. Like literally shoehorm their body in between you and the interloper. Or bark, or snorfle. Or all of the above. You're THEIRS. Period.
Lol. Just like a Dachshund to try and replace the silly hooman partner. Does Cooper get jealous if you pay attention to the husband?
