ParallelPotatoes

I just wanna find my one true soulmate and live happily ever after. Is that too much to ask?

So my date didn’t go great a few weeks ago and my biggest regret is I brought them homemade soup but Im not getting my thermos back

If you were an ace attorney character, what would your gimmick and breakdown be?

I feel this. I occasionally drink a coffee late at night only to feel The Consequences

Thank you! Im bringing them homemade soup

Date tomorrow! Nervous and excited

Conked up crete-style

This was me with my sister as a kid, except instead of smugness I had a look of genuine confusion when saying “Im not doing anything!”

Im gonna attempt to read 25+ books this year

Forgo marijuana. Smoke dill weed

One good deed always sparks another #Klaus

People may accuse me of being annoyingly positive but frankly I still think that’s far better than being annoyingly negative

A friend and I have gotten into the habit of calling each other every night to read a recipe at each other. At the same time. I love goofy bits with my friends

This is a PSA for all the people like me who don’t think they’re a good person for X reason: you don’t NEED to be a perfect person. You can make mistakes, mess up, and do/say shitty things. The important thing is keeping an open mind, and being willing to apologize and change when you do sucky stuff

I bought spirit island game on steam so that I can find people to play with using quick play. No one uses quick play. I cry

books books reading books

The best part of taking a step back from hobby communities is it’s easier to distance yourself from the hobby drama

I hope yall are having a wonderful day, because I certainly am right now

It’s my birthday. Worship me.

I really wish @dropout.tv would post the recipes used on the gastronaut show

I feel this so hard. People really gotta be more honest, it would save a lot of heartache

choo choo

I hate how this post comes back and goes viral every couple months when it's such obvious misinformation. Like if your voicemail is still working, you can call 911.

@misslapis.bsky.social I AM SHOUTING AT YOU. Do you wanna form a cult with me

Relateable. I loved Slay the Princess, idk something about how it tells its love story really pulls at me

God it’s fucked up how Ive been dragged into the stupid horse game AND IM ACTUALLY HAVING FUN

Bad news everyone. Ive been diagnosed with bigbuttitis. Please pray for me on my healing journey

Submitting my 2 week notice today!

Personally Im a Hushery fan. I love the aesthetics of winter, endings, and quiet

Do you have the tier list website for this?