Get him off, send him back #lufc

Aaronson just got muscled off the ball by the fog #lufc

You can see the difference between the prem and the championship in the fact of the crisp packets blowing around Elland Road yesterday, compared with a single black 4-ply serviette at the spurs stadium today

These days I watch most films and shows with subtitles, but currently watching a film on Prime about an actual deaf main character and there’s no subtitles available 🤷🏻‍♂️

Solomon and Aaronson starting. Think I’ll give it a miss. #lufc

If you imagine at the end, Taron Egerton and his wife are flying off for a camping trip with their friends, the film Carry-On could be an origin story for the rest of the Carry On franchise.

You don’t go after President Higgins if you want to maintain some semblance of credibility

Nobody pronounces the H in “what” like Billy Bob Thornton does

My home office window has a great view down the street, so when Jehovah’s Witnesses just rocked up, I told my wife it was an Amazon delivery for her.
I got a great view of them turning around in shock as she shouted “YOU C*NT” up the stairs to me after they’d gone!

Brave move by Russell Martin to replace all his players with training cones

Someone’s after new pod sponsorship! Did Joe send you in in your nicest clothes and best behaviour?

Taking the only person who can take a corner off for someone who can’t stay onside. Genius. Blow up now ref, we’ve settled for the defeat. #lufc

At least Aaronson “works hard” 🙄
#lufc

Losing your youth followers here, Joe. Maybe on the next video pod you should dab or something. Or call other teams “mid”. I dunno, I’m lost.

Had an awful day today. Sore throat and sniffles and have to go to the battle of the Somme later. Women will never understand

Finally watched Takahata’s Grave of the fireflies after purposely avoiding it for years. I wasn’t ready and am broken.

Trying to get Cole Palmer to pay attention during interviews

Dad Heung-Min

Cole Palmer at half time when they explain to him that the thrown paper balls weren’t big hailstones

Thought Wober was Piroe for a moment, then thought why on earth would our main striker be trying to attack a ball in the 6 yard box. Don’t be daft. #lufc

If Joe Rodon imagined the ball was another player’s head, he might make better contact with his headers.
Maybe they should draw a face on it.
#lufc

The depressing thing is that we’ve got at least an hour left of Aaronson and Solomon in this game. #lufc

Face-Off, Nicholas Cage

Congratulations, I’ve not heard of any of your Spotify wrapped artists. Is that what you wanted to hear? Well done.

Just had a quick look on Twitter and I see the 5G lads are now going after (checks notes) milk.

Not sure. It was an unformed, wine fuelled vision. 12 days of Pepmas might have something, but it would require two panels of AI hands 🤷🏻‍♂️

Thank you! I’ve been looking for this for years! Couldn’t remember what it was called or who was in it!

@davidsquires.bsky.social do we (you) have enough material to do a Pep Guardiola finger countdown to something?

24 hour coverage on ESPeahen

Manor Solomon should not still be on this pitch (or at Leeds in the first place, but that’s another matter) #lufc