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Carmela (cat) standing over my shoulder mid yell

Lol

During a presentation about AI at my job, there was a poll that asked "how do you use AI in your daily life?" and the highest ranked answer was "I don't" at about 85%. They quickly moved to the next slide.

Come, to my mall

now i might be biased but kind of a perfect episode of a podcast if you ask me

[TOSSES MANILA FOLDER ON DESK] scully have you ever heard of the time alien

“You don’t need to pause it, I’m just gonna pee.” The dejected grim reaper continues watching footage of my disgusting inconsequential life.

collecting scrap metal for the war effort (stealing a cybertruck and driving it into a gate at a military base)

Thousand Island Ice Tea

BREAKING: Terrorist threat level raised from "probably" to "yeah"

Black and white movies are always called stuff like "Married to a Wife!" and it's about a businessman who goes on a golfing holiday with his boss. No women in the film.

Getting fired from DHS via truth social is like getting fired from Hot Topic via your manager’s geocities page. Rotating skulls, neon green biohazard logo background

nancy comic panel that’s very unsettling

I'm throwing up

dabbing a little raw milk on my open sores

Our rotten dot com president

they had to stay open for another week! North jersey people demanded tony hawk tacos!

o7

Do cops still spontaneously overdose when they look at fentanyl? Is that still a thing that happens to them?

well "palantir" is no "pal" of mine!

wow this rules

Ken Marino driving a van and singing “Danny’s Song” but the text has been changed to read “Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering The Town Of Twin Peaks”

he's a beautiful boy that craves the climb

she's 12 pounds of muscle and (so far) has never missed a jump, but yeah, god it freaks me out

My least favorite thing Loretta does

the end card to MST3K that says "keep circulating the tapes"

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

Have you even thought about what if there was an alien

Hey grok show me the lady in room 237 fully clothed

screenshot of the original post, followed by the quote including Scott’s face

I scrolled past the original, thought, “That’s a good Scott Auker–“ AND THERE YOU WERE

lol that's so great. Bunch of freaks on that discord