discord post with a gif of John Marston walking into a crowd of men with guns drawn on him captioned "nuxtaku: twitch is heeeennntttaaaaiii... duh! his cousin in the IOF about to get domed in an ambush while raiding gaza:"
the problem with woke is that you cant even make "your mom is so fat" jokes anymore because these days everyone starts drooling and howling when you say "fat mom"
I think we should execute them on live television actually
last of us no return unfortunately clears
best day of my life rn bro THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IVE BEEN READING THE TWITTER TL FOR HALF AN HOUR JUST CAKCLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
friend sent me a cat video so i did this to it
refunded my first airsoft gun and bought a better one because fuck it
Elon Musk causing a schism in the American Right the day after Deltarune releases
the curse
"bluesky is so boring!! twitter has all the funny people!"
STOP NOODLE DONT TWEET THIS PEOPLE WILL JUST FEEL MORE INCLINED TO SPOIL THE GAME
i apologize cyberpunk, i wasn't familiar with your game until now
the D.A. Sincart got me putting a bomb inside invincible's head
got my Down With Cis crop top on and my canik loaded with a drum magazine, i'm gonna head out and make the news
thinking about this image because i want to beat the person who made it with a brick for being a lame fucking dork nerd
oh my god yes that is the joke
he is literally the old dad who doesnt understand technology social norms i love him
grown ass man btw
what this place really needs is taking shit less seriously
like wheres the irony? wheres the shitposting? people will post "heres a picture of a bunny i saw while out on a walk" instead of "here's my stupid chud son whom i despise"
so many people are gonna have to be shot in the back of the head it's insane
the musings of #DarkWoke 's strongest soldier
Deadlock (2024)
this but unironically
I love him but my friend will not stop trying to get everyone to play it with him, it's kinda endearing
how it feels to kill a republican and be reincarnated as a lotus flower
still one of the funniest tweets oat
the shading on the gas mask is the coolest shit ever
honestly people who say bluesky is "boring" don't realize how bad the social media algorithms have their dopamine receptors in a chokehold
blueskys algorithm just isn't designed to maximize engagement and that's okay! humans weren't meant to mindlessly scroll for hours on end!
