Nope - need a change. We haven’t won anything under him. Key also needs to go
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Nope - need a change. We haven’t won anything under him. Key also needs to go
Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock
Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.
Mystery Spinner The Story of Jack Iverson by Gideon Haigh is also a cracker!
Department of War.
The US has no legacy over anything or anyone. 250 years ! That’s it.
I have a few of Andrew’s
New Painting Up!
‘You, Boy!
Follow that Nadhim Zahawi chap and scare the shit out of him!’
Nice walk!
Morning World!
All moved here
Morning World!
Pub!!
Happy Boy!
Morning World!
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
New painting up
Welcome to the club!
Cardboard box
Very bad hair day!!
I wouldn’t be so sure of that. EU is a very powerful economic block. They will bankrupt the US if they want to
Absolute scum
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Daschund back at ya!!
