Pontifex Goblaine

The government cheese caves of Missouri are calling

What’s Jorge Velasquez’s PB? Personally I got to four before I started to worry.

Suffering is so easy to come across these days. If there is one thing you can take seriously from me, it’s that I want you to seek joy, love, happiness, and all those other fun emotions. And when you find them, cherish them, no matter how long they last.

Egads, what is this foolishness!?

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Ah, a French wedding is like no other!

Gravestones tell many tales, most of which end in tragedy. I for one hope mine says something along the lines of “Learned to let sleeping bears lie.” Can be taken literally or figuratively, but I certainly won’t be there to tell ya what it means.

Understood, thank you for the clarification.

Hi Pixels, are goblins considered tall legs, or are we like medium legs? Just curious.

Goblaine requires no sacrifice. Keeps no attendance records. Doth not want thee to donate tithes. If you try your best to be good, she loves you. It really is that simple.

Hark, great dream weavers! May you guide us untoward your great realm with the sacred objects of comfort as our offering!

You can tug and bend the threads woven throughout the tapestry of fate, but never can you sever the ties.

Impermanence should be the greatest motivator rather than a reason for despair. While everything ends eventually, that shouldn’t be a reason to stop trying to make the future better.

There needs to be an Enchanted Forest podcast. I would love to listen to my whimsical friends talk of their life experiences. If I had the time I’d make it so! If someone does, let a goblin guest, I know just the one :)

Enchanting Prom!

Pabst and Eric Clapton got me feeling nefarious.

But feel free to call me whatever you want, even dumbass :)

To those new to my flock, Pontifex is my title, Goblaine is my papal name. Goblaine also happens to be the deity of whom I have dedicated my life to. This is because I like to make my life as difficult as possible.

All shish is kebabs but not all kebabs is shish? I may have to take some time for myself.

Save me a purple!

Step one: evoke the sacred names: “Before me, Goblaine. Behind me, Derelictus. To my right hand, Serenity. To my left hand, Silvia.” Step two: align the point of your dagger to the north. Step three: pour cereal. Step four: pour milk. Step five: enjoy!

Her Holiness Goblaine loves you every day, not just on Valentines.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Tomorrow is a most holy day of love and togetherness. Goblaine teaches us we should love and be loved, so I implore you, express that love in whatever way you can! Romantically or not!

Quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are

At most a 2. I try to kill with kindness and words more often than physical violence.

Goblaine has blessed you! Praise be!

Only to preach the holy word of Goblaine. Can’t have these kids havin’ too much fun!

Knowledge of the dark aids in the creation of light. Learn from sorrow, and create happiness for you and yours.

I volunteer! Always wondered what it felt like to be medium-well.

My dearest and most beloved son Ser Slugs-a-lot was involved in a head on salt pile collision and did not make it. May he rest peacefully within the comfortable and spacious booths of the Eternal Perkins™

The mitre stays on whilst partaking in less than holy activities. How else will you know i’m a pope?