JP

“Sebastian Stan (seemingly bald)” is a phrase that feels like @jpbrammer.bsky.social wrote it

girl the way I was in a dogmatic slumber

Shake Shack is hiring an "editor." and I am applying

"call it"

Pink Pantheress in a blonde bob

Ed Tom Bell in No Country for Old Men: the older I get, the more senseless the nature of violence becomes
Anton Chigurh:

if the nuns had led with Hildegard of Bingen things might have shaken out differently

well I got super bored

writing a book proposal. “Blood Meridian meets the Bell Jar” is all I have so far. working backwards from there

that was some of their reasoning and I do accept it

my friends won't let me be bald. I said I want to be bald and they said "why?" I said it would be something to do and they're like "no." interesting. implies to me a power in baldness that people don't want me to have

I am supposed to be a brain in a jar

maybe you should try making therapy since all your movies are flopping anyway

working on a genre of book that I call Y'allternative

type of shit I was posting on myspace to get my ex gf to text me

I have decided to enjoy....

A mirror selfie of me flexing

biannual reminder that I do have a physical form

It's your time @jpbrammer.bsky.social

oklahoma mentioned

I think I will learn of my death thirty minutes before it takes place from PopCrave

This post refuses to leave my mind’s eye

FYI probably becoming a "wears a tie for no reason" guy. rly need something new going on for me

this was followed 15 minutes later with him muttering “I will return you to yourself”

my Serbian barber in nyc, who I love more than life itself and who I’ve not seen in four months, saw me walk into his shop today with a buzz cut, clutched his chest and shouted, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Not my foolish ass breeding demons and dragons in my heart….

it's like every two pages or so

if you want to write descriptions of corpses, especially including dried-out texture of human skin left out in the sun, Blood Meridian is basically your one-stop shop for inspo

nunca consegui parar de pensar nisso

[The Streets scribbling furiously in his notebook]

A German rapper rhymed "Beretta" with "Bärretter", meaning "bear rescuer".