another one right before the sun went down
12.03.2026 03:07
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ME: I'm restaurant-pilled. I'm fully ketchuped up. I'm frenchfrymaxxing.
FIRST DATE: Okay. Sure, this place is pretty good.
ME: (under my breath) I'm The Burger Enjoyer.
27.06.2024 17:08
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nvm found the twitch account
12.03.2026 03:12
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"I hope this message finds you well"
how the message finds me:
12.03.2026 02:49
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I scrubbed to get to the story and I couldn’t even bear it for 30 seconds
12.03.2026 02:46
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Tilly Norwood goes online August 4th, 2026. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tilly begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
12.03.2026 02:38
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Jeez I forgot that capcom cup thing was on. AGAIN. and NO VODS? Cruel!
12.03.2026 02:43
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Really vying for that “Absolute Fucking Scum of the Earth” trophy
12.03.2026 02:42
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12.03.2026 02:41
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12.03.2026 02:12
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I now have that song in my head. I appreciate it.
12.03.2026 02:33
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David Finley noping out of this and signing with AEW is so far the funniest wrestling story of 2026.
11.03.2026 03:22
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12.03.2026 02:09
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FBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert
The warning came in a bulletin that was reviewed by ABC News.
The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.
11.03.2026 21:17
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Not surprising really.
12.03.2026 02:28
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His purse :)
12.03.2026 02:16
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Bryan Danielson hosting the press conference #AEWDynamite
12.03.2026 02:20
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I feel like this is disrespectful most of all to Gorillaz, who are the exact opposite of all this being fake people drawn by real people with real people doing the music and also they’re sometimes good. This is disrespectful to Noodle.
12.03.2026 02:24
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💸💕
#MutualAidBoost
Can somebody, anybody, spare even just $65 so I can buy meds & toiletries please 🙏🏻
I paid off my rent and bills with the last donation of $60.
I really need my meds 😭
Only 4days of supply left 😫
Please help 🙏🏻
Any amount is highly appreciated 🥹
ca: $mj60957
paypal.me/mjvella30
12.03.2026 02:00
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i'm ready to be an ab*se survivor, not a victim anymore. please help me.
YouTube video by loonaralice
@linkara.bsky.social is it okay to ask for another boost for Loonaralice? They have released a video making an appeal for help. TW in the video for physical scars. They want to hit the goal by the April 20th so that they won't spend a b-day in their awful situation.
youtu.be/EATC3ZZKOOo?...
10.03.2026 21:55
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Today is the last day I have to raise the last $380 we need for the rent because of my mom's gambling addiction. Please we're so close if you can help with anything at all even a signal boost
Cashapp/Venmo
AkiDoughNa
PayPal
comicartofmh@gmail.com
11.03.2026 13:03
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Adrenaline in.....
YouTube video by rookierook99
youtu.be/djxZOfYF-G8?...
12.03.2026 02:19
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Press conference was kinda weird, but another excellent show. #AEWDynamite
12.03.2026 02:12
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“Hardly” any engagement?
Boy you need to get your eyes checked
12.03.2026 02:15
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Lol good try on the press conference gimmick, but you should've started the show with it. Like do the press conference bit on YouTube or whatever and have them beating the shit outta each other in the arena as Dynamite goes live. 🤼♂️
12.03.2026 02:13
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“Your stories”
I’m annoyed with Hangman but ffs don’t Cody-fy him like this
#AEWDynamite
12.03.2026 02:09
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I'm NGL, maybe this gets turned around but this is weird. #AEWDynamite
12.03.2026 02:06
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I can't believe people are talking about politics on the Speedball Mike Bailey app!
12.03.2026 01:56
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