Jenny O 2026 Version

Great idea! Coworker Bob, this is my living wife Deb.
I have to take my living kids to a soccer tournament Saturday.,

Brings to mind The Mask

It would be interesting to hear them explain what they believe the LGBTQ policies are.

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She started off with a big, clown-potential having face. But then… she did that to it, it’s still bigger than average, clownish, but more scary.

Remember, he doesn’t actually care about his children. He just cares about what they can do for him.

I would bet that you picked it up in a homophobic culture where “gay” was an insult & specific gender performance was expected. Which , unfortunately was junior high for many of us.

But I don’t want you to think it’s ok for anyone to like someone as more than friends if they are the same sex as you. I want you to hate anyone who likes each other like that & think they’re yucky.” That’s a very awkward explanation. If you just accept people, it’s not even a conversation.

…want people to be able to like or kiss someone that’s the same gender as they are because I think it’s yucky. But it’s not yucky for our 80yo president to talk about young girls & women in their teens & 20s being sexy & touching them. Because he’s a boy & they are girls…

The thing they would have to explain that they aren’t comfortable with is their own bigotry. Kids understand that at a certain age, people who “like” each other kiss. It’s not hard to say “those characters kissed because they like each other more than just as friends.” But then to add “but I don’t …

Crystal

It’s a very Stranger Things looking view.

It’s almost garage sale season!

Sounds like a great DIY contest show. Rehabbing houses for Bond Villains

Should have gone with something more vague like “Mission Accomplished!”

Same. The places I thought I’d had some are empty, the places I thought I’d find some are gone & presumably empty. What can we do?

I can explain it right now tbh, they don't consider the rest of us human much less American. It's not national suicide, it is a family annihilation perpetuated by people who lied and grifted and stole they way into power and are using it to consolidate resources ahead of the climate catastrophe

Great explanation. It will also work to kill off a lot of the poor-nonbillionaire classes in other countries by kicking off destruct buttons like what is currently happening with Iran. They can kill a lot of brown people with retaliation etc… Cuba etc…

Refurbished?

Warping is such a huge, time consuming, cognitive exercise of holding so many numbers & calculations in your head while carefully doing the technical, fine-tuning of the setup for weaving. It’s too complex & tedious to be widely understood as “weaving” but it is most of the work of weaving. 👍🏼

Did you even try to fit yourself into the cart??

Obviously.

I wonder if any of the Mar a Lago folks realize it’s now going to be a target? I wonder if they’ll think twice about having their weddings there? If they’ll consider blaming Trump for ruining their events already planned?

He also cannot bother to sound like he gives a shit about any Americans lives, troops or civilians. He clearly will not bother to do anything to prevent suffering or death he causes with his reckless actions.

Corsets aren’t that common anymore. So more of us can breathe?

More than anything else, anything they could do to personally cost Trump money would be apt. Like, he will not care, will probably like the violence of civilians anywhere getting killed. There are no people he really cares about. But kill his investments & drain his secret accounts…. Somehow.

It’s a hair band free-for-all everybody can play whatever!!

Are you a toddler? If so, it’s your natural state, except in the bath or swimming when you are slippery & somehow sharp.

The thing is, terrorist acts against America are what he wants. He feels like he’ll be venerated if he’s the president & a terrible violent tragedy occurs. If he had any shame, humiliating him somehow would be the move, but he has no shame. He really doesn’t even care much about his own family.

Awwww, sweeeeet! Does he like when you jiggle his flappy neck? It must be hard not to do that constantly!