Mr Skeet, Text & Submission

and invented the high-5.

just don’t catch your hair.

have to agree. also
about the green leafy. gotta have some green.

so did he really learn you have a tepid relationship with lettuce

This is how our government has been corrupted:

1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat

We must get big money out of politics. It’s the root of all evil in Washington.

16mm div 2.6b

2008 spend of 16M is .62 % of current 2.6B spend.

less than 1% in less than 20 years. clearly citizens united is a flawed ruling that must be reversed.

$$$$$$$$

Students have more power than politicians want to admit.

Your rent is here. Your tuition is here. Your vote should be here too.

Early voting in Chicago has already started. Don’t sit this one out.

for some reason, this post, about topics i’m unfamiliar with (don’t know the subject, or the author and work being discussed) is the best thing i have read in a long time.

lmao. ah yes, stable geniuses say we can take them at their word.

we’re all good.

jfc. love how making up a good enough new word for something will let you just do it—derivatives, parallel construction, robo-signing. fuck it.

love wild flowers.

(sic). lmao

don’t get hit.

video world.

setting a show at the marriott marquis attached to the DC convention center and there’s a hyrox convention (?).

anyway, I’ve never seen more yoga pants in my entire life!

sedona is a car already.

schwarb gets a pass cuz he’s been cut for being fat and picked up on waivers like three times and now he’s a home run hero.

lmao. eye candy. you sound like my moms talking about the ‘86 mets.

living the dream.

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photograph.

got one of those floating around. but also the digital edition for easy distribution.

The Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell, 1971, second printing. A large paperback book with a black cover, a white title and the author's name in red. Apparently, these days it's quite safe to allow readers to see it as most of the recipes for explosives etc are out of date. It does also have a list of drugs, which is how I know that if you eat enough banana skins, you'll hallucinate, but I'd think that was pretty likely anyway.

On my desk today: a piece of 1970s counter culture.

man. that crack sound is brutal.

demsocs number one on crime. who knew?!

lmao. lemme see if i can find . . . ah yes, from the jane’s addiction / smashing pumpkins show i saw a few years ago in chicago.

of course, always an acceptable theme paired with its besties—drugs and rock n roll!

good looking couple. congratulations.

are you guys saying i can place a wedding announcement and you’ll write the copy? i might have to propose to somebody if that’s the case.

better than the cynical cross-party primary vote—vote for the worst repub because they’ll be easier to beat but then lose to them because . . . of your own garbage, centrist, blue-dog, third-way-ass candidates.

surprised you don’t have closed primaries down there.