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Liz Suelzer

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Milwaukean, medical librarian, crafter.

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A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator YouTube video by ForbrukerrΓ₯det - Norwegian Consumer Council

"Make people dependent enough, and then make it shitty"

Still giggling at this hilarious video from the Norwegian Consumer Council "A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator" which seems a perfect embodiment of Silicon Valley and tech generally these days

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...

03.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 634 πŸ” 313 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 41
Print newspaper spread from The Onion amd a cup of coffee. Newspaper shows headlines like "CIA under fire for arming group of rowdy 7-year-olds" and "The Onion's Exclusive Interview with Jd Vance."

Print newspaper spread from The Onion amd a cup of coffee. Newspaper shows headlines like "CIA under fire for arming group of rowdy 7-year-olds" and "The Onion's Exclusive Interview with Jd Vance."

β˜•οΈ & πŸ—ž, a great way to start the day. @theonion.com

03.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"That said, if you still don't believe anything is happening, you can run the edge of the blade under water or scrape it over some cut citrus, at which point the blade's vibration will atomize nearby liquid into a fine mist. " Intrusive thoughts about my thumbs. I ❀️ a sharp knife, though.

24.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just read the description of how the knife works, and I can't stop thinking about accidentally touching the blade while it is on.

24.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just finished all 21 seasons of Grey's Anatomy on Netflix. AMA

20.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but instead of widgets, it's slop.

09.02.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Floral cross stitch, black cat on a blanket , TV on in the background showing the medal ceremony for team skating.

Floral cross stitch, black cat on a blanket , TV on in the background showing the medal ceremony for team skating.

Cross stitchin' with a cat on my lap, watching the Olympics is my preferred way to spend a Sunday.

08.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The intoxicating smell doesn't match the taste.

01.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a heart-shaped path my dog took in the freshly fallen snow for his morning constitutional.

Picture of a heart-shaped path my dog took in the freshly fallen snow for his morning constitutional.

β„οΈπŸΆπŸ€

17.01.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Five years ago I could have asked Google for this kind of information, and I would be able to find the actual info.
my kids have no idea how awesome Google used to be.
Its so shitty now. the search engines feeds us slop and tell us to enjoy it.

15.01.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They desperately want it not to be 'what a search engine plus a normal brain can do in 5 minutes that they are trying to make us forget what a search engine is or that a brain has a memory. I love the 'ratings' bit--ratings from where?

15.01.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 481 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Grey's Anatomy would never!

12.01.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for sharing this. I wasn't aware of this grocery store, but I read the article and watched the video, and set up a recurring donation, all because of this post.

08.01.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

JFC, I've watched enough spy shows to know that this intelligence shouldn't be shared.

03.01.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do it like Wikipedia and crowd source the curation. Let's go!

02.01.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You also call your kitty googly eyes? Here is my Pee Wee, aka Mr. Googly Eyes.

24.12.2025 13:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so cool and it makes me think about all the un-digitized information out there that wasn't pillaged by AI web scraping bots.

22.12.2025 13:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing the lord's work! Thanks #MLAUXCaucus!

20.12.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The citation catastrophe: Propagation of AI-generated counterfeit citations in scholarship Knowledge creation in the academy is built upon the research of previous scholars. This legacy scholarship is tracked in new papers through the use of…

The citation catastrophe: Propagation of AI-generated counterfeit citations in scholarship
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

A+ librarian research. Slop citations having real citation counts in Ggle Scholar is bad. So many use Scholar as their only source of info, but the pool is full of piss.

18.12.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

B. Next semester needs a clean slate.

08.12.2025 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Black kittens are special. πŸ€©πŸ–€

08.12.2025 01:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Small black cat, asleep, curled up on my legs. Christmas Tree in the background. Looks cozy.

Small black cat, asleep, curled up on my legs. Christmas Tree in the background. Looks cozy.

#Caturday, Sunday edition.

08.12.2025 00:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Zoomed in picture of the Yorkie in a blue puffer coat, his tongue is curled upwards, he is licking his nose.

Zoomed in picture of the Yorkie in a blue puffer coat, his tongue is curled upwards, he is licking his nose.

Right, Archie?

01.12.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Small Yorkie dressed in a blue puffer coat, walking down a shoveled path, the snow is as tall as him.

Small Yorkie dressed in a blue puffer coat, walking down a shoveled path, the snow is as tall as him.

If its going to be cold, at least there is snow.

01.12.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The award is a crystal plaque from the Midwest Chapter/MLA, my tortie cat, Veronica, is posing behind it.

The award is a crystal plaque from the Midwest Chapter/MLA, my tortie cat, Veronica, is posing behind it.

Incredibly thankful to have been named Distinguished Librarian of the Year Award for the #MWCMLA.
I love the chapter and it feels so good to be recognized by my peers.

25.11.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The last image shows a clearly different face with thiicker eyebrows, less makeup, bigger teeth, wrinkles, crows feet.

The last image shows a clearly different face with thiicker eyebrows, less makeup, bigger teeth, wrinkles, crows feet.

Copilot - sure, no problem. Here's some shaggy (shaggier than the original!) eyebrows, some wrinkles, lemme thin your lips and add some bigger teeth.

19.11.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Background is removed, the person in the image looks a lot like myself, but it's not me.

Background is removed, the person in the image looks a lot like myself, but it's not me.

Copilot - sure, no prob. How about we add an uncanny valley filter.
Me - I need my face back. Can you remove the filter?

19.11.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Headshot of myself, taken at my desk, there's a lot going on in the background, including a bookshelf and a curtain.

Headshot of myself, taken at my desk, there's a lot going on in the background, including a bookshelf and a curtain.

Hey Copilot, can you remove the background on this picture?

19.11.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Methodology

18.11.2025 09:47 πŸ‘ 6812 πŸ” 1333 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 108

Christ, that's a lot of data. Public data, to be sure, but so nicely packaged.

How does one give a non-consent to this invasive tracking?

17.11.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0