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Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...

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You deserve everything that comes your way ... Bah dum tsss.

12.03.2026 23:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's giving Patrice O'Neal "why can't I harrass you" vibes, except he's not a comedian...

12.03.2026 23:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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homer simpson is holding a gallon of bleach and crying ALT: homer simpson is holding a gallon of bleach and crying

Oh hey, it's Deadeyes Cantgetlaid. I think I went to HS with him. I wondered what he got up to.

10.03.2026 21:08 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What in the oxymoron hell is "fatally wounded"?

10.03.2026 15:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .

Was he lying last year when he said obliterated or is he lying now about the 2-4 weeks.

09.03.2026 22:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I make sure to tell them to put as much cheese as they think they are capable of wrapping up, and to take that as a personal challenge.

06.03.2026 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We have so many bombs. But thanks to sleepy Joe, we also have no bombs.

04.03.2026 14:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, donnie definitely had a bitch session w the military higher ups about wanting revenge, is what I'm hearing.

04.03.2026 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last one, it looks like he's attempting a rabona? Blech.

04.03.2026 13:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, the Mexican art section has people, the Canadian one has animals and nature... The American one is just star and stripes and 'Murica. Feels right

04.03.2026 13:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The hip is the USA, and the body is Canada. Its very unpleasing to the eye.

04.03.2026 13:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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an older man with a beard and white hair is wearing a red robe and holding a white rose . ALT: an older man with a beard and white hair is wearing a red robe and holding a white rose .

President Snow...

04.03.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But not Harvard or Princeton. They get to go to Hope College

03.03.2026 12:37 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .
03.03.2026 00:06 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

(and my insurance won't cover it, despite my diabetes diagnosis and it literally being a drug developed for... Me)

02.03.2026 15:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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01.03.2026 23:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 15:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They'll be stoked to be at Hope College in the swamps of Florida learning from a shitty pastor who got a certificate online.

27.02.2026 22:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gross. The HS kids I coach find it odd I take and show video on my phone in horizontal.... You miss so much action in vertical. Insane it's even an option, to me. TVs and theater screens are wide!

27.02.2026 00:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tucker doesn't even have to leave his summer house in Maine to do the interview :-/

23.02.2026 00:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Neutralized is a word choice.

22.02.2026 14:35 👍 156 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

My dad got us one, with a dream I'd be a coder. We typed the program for the first game in line by painstaking like, and then once the game worked, all I did was play the game :-)

Got all the way to college with that goal...

I am not now, or was I ever, a coder.

16.02.2026 16:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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J.D. Vance ...

Jim Duggan Vance ???

Is that a thing?

13.02.2026 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So what's the takeaway? It was better when teens were smoking snuggled skunk weed?

11.02.2026 15:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Hyundai Santa Cruz fucks. Once they get a hybrid or electric, I'm getting one.

07.02.2026 21:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just call him Mister Butterfingers.

07.02.2026 20:41 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This works on a few levels.

- he has issues with lying
- you can see the strings
- he actually looks like a marionette doll w that rosy red cheek makeup
- he can only wish to be a real boy.

03.02.2026 17:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And doing worse stuff, doubling and tripling down on the evil, to keep them and their fellow scumbags in power, so they don't get held accountable.

Awesome, right???

03.02.2026 17:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not to mention tubby at the front left of the car has it tilted 45° like he's in a movie where he's gonna bend the bullets as he shoots em.

03.02.2026 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a beard and blue eyes is making a funny face ALT: a man with a beard and blue eyes is making a funny face

"Why won't you damned libs find some common ground with us and negotiate?

I'm fairly open to the fence to the camp being black or silver. Why don't you make that call?"

03.02.2026 13:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0