"We won't live under the conditions we force the world to tolerate from us" is the most american thing I have ever heard
10.03.2026 13:13
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"We won't live under the conditions we force the world to tolerate from us" is the most american thing I have ever heard
Tony Blair filling in a questionnaire 100 times wearing 99 different disguises doesn't count lads.
To be left dead by attacks is the natural state of the Middle Easterner, while in the Western culture (also Israel somehow) being killed is a major taboo.
Baffles me how they're always convinced the party and people they're defending are doing 4d chess moves when actually the simplest explanation is the best: They are shitbags.
I didn't come out as trans til my 20s.
The thought that I could have had hormones earlier really used to haunt me, and I hung a lot on the idea that things would at least be better for those younger than me as people's awareness and understanding of trans people grew.
Anyway: Fuck Wes Streeting.
Everything is a bit overwhelmingly shit atm isnt it
Doing the Lord's work!
Disrupting a golf course is very good and cool actually I hope they continue to do it. Fuck golf
I love him!!! He's got a really great voice/accent and he gives them all a snack which makes me very happy. Oh to be a lobster scooped up and given a snack.
Often find myself saying "erm, I don't think so mate!" at one of our cats when hes being a menace
Parky out int'it cock?
It has occurred to me via replies to this that if you're not my age or from the country I live it is unlikely you are familiar with this fantastic piece of artistic creation.
Please, enrich yourselves below.
I haven't got all night to explain the insane fever dream that was Dick N Dom In Da Bungalow. It was a staple of mine and many a millenial/Gen Z cusper's childhood, and I think we are all the richer for it (there was a whole game which was just them shouting the word Bogies in public)
Read your post and thought "where have I heard of Reginald Mitchell before?" then remembered it is thanks to this masterpiece.
youtu.be/DOnqBFYSQK0?...
"Your dedication to equality really pisses me off tbh lad"
Omg welcome to the cpap crew
Adding the French into the equation didn't help either tbh 💀
The bottom half of my face which is covered in my short to mid length brown beard. Underneath i am wearing a white hoodie with a picture of a happy Mickey Mouse on it, circled with rainbow rings and stars.
Wearing this hoodie which I bought on my ill fated trip to Disneyland Paris over 2 years ago. We had half a day in the park before I woke up with pain.
One ambulance trip, several rounds of Google Translate, 2 loads of morphine and a sleepless night later... I had kidney stones.
Cheers Mickey
Rollercoaster Tycoon 3
Fallout 4
Fifa 11
Guitar Hero World Tour
Yakuza 5
In fairness to her, if i was in a relationship with Richard Tice I think I'd move to the Middle East as well
How many schools worth of innocent children have you calculated is acceptable? Double figures? Triple figures?
Me in the job interview when they ask if I have any further questions:
Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:
Atrocious. Absolutely atrocious.
I love when every year the Pride decorations go up in London and the right wing weirdos switch from their "Sadiq khan is bringing sharia law" spiel to "sadiq khan is bringing mega wokery"
Gorton & Denton by-election, 2026 Source: Britain Elects SIAIS r EFTIES Green GAIN from Labour 40.7 28.7 25.4 1.9 1.8 Grn 427.5 Ref 414.6 Lab 725.4 Con 76.0 Lib 72.0 1.4 Oth 78.9
Starmer:
“If you don’t like our policies you can leave.”
Voters:
Good morning to exactly 14,980 people in Gorton and Denton. I hope all 14,980 of you have a lovely Friday.
A lovely pair of white socked cat paws, with bright pink toes and bright pink paw pads each with a black splodge on.
Ralph and I are here to cleanse your timeline with the image below. You are very welcome.
Screenshot from the Simpsons infamous "i saw Mrs krabbapel and principal skinner in the closet making babies and one of the babies looked at me" meme featuring Ralph Wiggum
Said observers, pictured:
Love you, mate ❤️